Ha, for those readers of my journal who aren't too up on their Greek gods here's a little info on Typhon;
Typhon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I thought he fitted my personality quite well
Sooooooo........ You have had a Mountain crushed on you?
ooooorrrrrrrrr...... The main story of your life consists of your great defeat?
I'll give you that muchmost grotesque of all creatures that have ever lived