when you're a big goofy bastard like me you'll cut the carbs LOL
First you spend half your life on carbs then you have to spend the other half without carbs to reduce the damage done by the carbs, then you die from the damage done by the carbs you ate in the first half of your life and you don't know why because you are eating healthy.
It all ends up with you sending an official complaint to God, involving words like "existence, life, privilege, unjust, and why did you create carbs in the first place when you knew it was gonna kill us you bloody wanker may you burn in hell. you are such a retard all powerful my ass you don't even know how to make food!"
It all ends up with you going to hell, all because you ate carbs.
BTW: did you know that the flames in hell are sustained by the energy from carbs?