I want to be a BIG F@CKER!
"The tools of being a BIG F@CKEN B@STARD!"
1. One must do
"Tea Bagging". Squats accomplish task phenominally.
For those that don't know what Tea Bagging is: Its dipping the Scrotum.
Squats tend to give MEN that do them great BALLS called:
Testosteroned Ballsack: To be used when you have done something stupid, and you can overcome anything humanly possible.
All thanks to the almighty and powerful SQUAT!
2. Sass in the @SS: Dead Lifts accomplish this, and people will begain to admire your:
Telegraph Pole: Another word for being hung like a horse
And this brings out your:
TFTF -
Talent
For
The
Future!
All thanks to the almighty DEAD LIFT!
3. Your upper body training prevents the:
TICK
Tick - An outrageously tiny d@ck.
4. The rest of your lower body training creates your:
Trudge
Trudge - A D@ck that is wider than it is long
5. And all of your training combined will form:
The V.
The V - The v shape that is formed around your crotch when you wear tight jeans. ONE BIG F@CKER!
And one last thing to remember:
The Six P's (P.P.P.P.P.P.) - Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
HE, HE
You see, Tom, training keeps "your Trouser Trout" very healthy, and becomes a BIG F@CKER!
Stay with the program.
And, get huge!
Best regards,
Chillen