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My wife puts things like this in my lunch all the time with funny remarks and smiley faces (I am on a low-carb diet, by the way). The other day she put a package of Hostess Ho-ho's in my lunch, and drew the Michelin Man with abs on a sticky note saying: See even the Michelin Man has abs eating Hostess Ho-Ho's......

This woman is suppose to love me....and support me. LOL......:) :)


Best wishes,

Chillen

OMG! that is friggin hilarious! she's just trying to be cute with you....LOL!
 
I'll let Chillen tell y'all about the big N Tasty hook up.
 
OMG! that is friggin hilarious! she's just trying to be cute with you....LOL!

Yea, she is the charactor, lol. I went to work out the other day (and I left my bench in the upright position where you couldn't see the front pad), and when I went to lay it down, there was a 8 X 11 paper taped to it:

"Danger"

A Mad Man on a low carb diet. Use caution.

LOL.......What do I do deserve this shiaaaaaaaat...LOL


Best wishes


Chillen
 
Yea, she is the charactor, lol. I went to work out the other day (and I left my bench in the upright position where you couldn't see the front pad), and when I went to lay it down, there was a 8 X 11 paper taped to it:

"Danger"

A Mad Man on a low carb diet. Use caution.

LOL.......What do I do deserve this shiaaaaaaaat...LOL


Best wishes


Chillen

LOL! that's funny!
 
Before I post my routine (I will post 2morrow), I want to share what I do with calories and carbs (in a different manner, than the many posts I have provided before about it).

IMO, the body responds to consistency. Sometimes it may get to the point of obsession, but we have to have a "certain amount" of obsession in our business to reach our goals.

I believe in zig-zagging calories (or shifting, if you will) and my body responds well to it. My calories are NEVER the same each day, and my MT line is not the same (dependent soley on the activity that day). Our metabolisms do not know how much food we will consume 2morrow or the next day because simply it hasn't happened yet.

However, the trend of the last few days it does know and has adapted biologically according to its design. Therefore, I believe that a "healthy" metabolism always burns calories based on your eating habits (and stimulus in activities) during the "trend" of the last several days, and biologically, it can assume you will continue eating in this manner.

And, if one is on a deficit diet for a long length, shocking this trend by doing the opposite of what it expects could thwart off additional unwanted metabolic shifts (or slow downs), keep the furnace burning, and "could" assist in preventing tissue loss plateaus on healthy individuals.

Using myself as an example. If eat 1,900 calories (MT line for this example is 2600), add in a very low carb (say 20 grams), up the protein and good fats, and run this for about 9 days.

I expect several things (with me) within these 9 days. One an energy shift or switch. Moving from carbs as the energy source to Protein/Fats as the energy source. Likewise my body "attempts" to kick my old ass with headaches, dizziness, lethargy, etc.

Which just tells me that the body is doing its "thang" biologically, and omitting a symptom. Additionally, I lose water (as carbs carry water). After this period is over, I feel just great, energy returns, and I even have LESS hunger cravings (as eating carbs--can make one want or crave more of them-with "some" people).

At the end of the 9 days, an extraordinary thing happens. First, I KNOW my glucose stores are low. Second, I know I have been running deficits for the last 9 days. Third, I assume my body is still in the protein/fat switch. And, fourth, I believe it expects me to continue it.

However, I ROCK the boat so-to-speak. Eat in a surplus for two consecutive days, and bring carbs (and the other nutrients) up to normal, and it has no choice but to say: WTF? Its like shifting the gears in a car from 3rd gear to 5th so-to-speak. And, its going to be difficult for the body (base on its previous trend history) to do anthing bad....with this shift based on the previous trend.

A matter of fact nearly all of it will be anabolically good if the surplus is reasonably controlled. My body will be "reasonably tolerant" to a suplus and "reasonably tolerant" to an intake of carbs (or other forms of sugar).

For example, most of the carbs consumed from the calories will be "absorbed" just by the organs themselves because glucose stores were low to begin with, and will welcome the additional reasonable surplus with welcome arms. Additionally, it will have to switch back to--using carbs again. Then when you are done, you shift it again.......and so on.

That is the short version on what I do when I low-carb it.

EDIT: At the END of the 9 days.....the body is so acceptive to "sugar" I could eat a half dozen Reese's PB cups, and suffer no ill will at all (as a side note :) ).

I dont, but I could and it would have no bad effects on-->my goal purpose.......Now......what is this telling you?

And, my wife KNOWS THIS.........the dang.....woman...LOL. Its her way of telling me good times are coming.....STFU!!. She knows I wont eat any Reese's PB's or Hostess Ho Ho's.......She is a nut I tell ya....LOL. Did I tell ya I love her though....LOL. :)


Best wishes,

Chillen
 
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hubby just brought me home peanut butter m&m's! LOL! i cannot refuse them, they are just too damn good! i guess we're in the same boat.
 
hubby just brought me home peanut butter m&m's! LOL! i cannot refuse them, they are just too damn good! i guess we're in the same boat.

Well, I resist Lillian. When my body is, what I term as "Primed", to absorb a reasonable mount of sugar in "excess" (after a trend of low carbing), I opt for the quick and the slow absorbing carb varieties. Fruits (whole real pineapple, grapefruit, etc), fiberous veggies, oatmeal, brown rice, some whole wheat pasta, and so forth.

So you know where the Reeses PB Cups and Ho Ho's get stored? By my walking human garbage disposals, my two boys.....that have such high metabolisms they digest the crap before they eat it, and look fabulously fit in the process too........LOL.....I dont give it to them, they just know where I put the stuff......and they eat it before going out to play ball or something...


Best wishes,


Chillen
 
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Well, I resist Lillian. When my body is, what I term as "Primed", to absorb a reasonable mount of sugar in "excess" (after a trend of low carbing), I opt for the quick and the slow absorbing carb varieties. Fruits (whole real pineapple, grapefruit, etc), fiberous veggies, oatmeal, brown rice, some whole wheat pasta, and so forth.

So you know where the Reeses PB Cups and Ho Ho's get stored? By my walking human garbage disposals, my two boys.....that have such high metabolisms they digest the crap before they eat it, and look fabulously fit in the process too........LOL.....I dont give it to them, they just know where I put the stuff......and they eat it before going out to play ball or something...


Best wishes,


Chillen

i hear ya! i totally should have resisted! i try to stick to the same foods as you do as well. thank god for your two young boys to help clean up the peanut butter cups and ho ho's....LOL!
 
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i hear ya! i totally should have resisted! i try to stick to the same foods as you do as well. thank god for your two young boys to help clean up the peanut butter cups and ho ho's....LOL!

Yea! They have it hard with momma playen' tricks on dad, and they get all the rewards.......whats up with dat' shiaaaaaat? LOL

One time my wife, stuck a note in my lunch and it says "you like peanut butter,eh?"

"Well here........"

and just put a whole jar in the box. :)


It was empty....:(


Best wishes


Chillen
 
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Yea! They have it hard with momma playen' tricks on dad, and they get all the rewards.......whats up with dat' shiaaaaaat? LOL

One time my wife, stuck a note in my lunch and it says "you like peanut butter,eh?"

"Well here........"

and just put a whole jar in the box. :)


It was empty....


Best wishes


Chillen

wow, she really likes playin with ya....LOL! do you smile or get angry or both? LOL!

btw...did u get my pm earlier?
 
wow, she really likes playin with ya....LOL! do you smile or get angry or both? LOL!

btw...did u get my pm earlier?

Been married for a very long time. I rarely get upset with my wife. I cant even remember the last time. There is "always" a purpose and meaning when my wife does these things.......and, I love her for it. The BIAAAAAAACH! LOL......no, no, just kidding.....

I will check my PM's now, I havent for a while.

Have to go to the store to get some natty peanut butter first......

Get it.......I was out......and I didnt buy any before she made lunch, so I was stuck with an empty jar for lunch.........

Man she is mean.....LOL :)

EDIT: Meaning: Forget to do something, you still have consequences. And, you have to "deal with it". Thus I have no PB, and swam in major suckage......lol.....

Chillen
 
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Been married for a very long time. I rarely get upset with my wife. I cant even remember the last time. There is "always" a purpose and meaning when my wife does these things.......and, I love her for it. The BIAAAAAAACH! LOL......no, no, just kidding.....

I will check my PM's now, I havent for a while.

Have to go to the store to get some natty peanut butter first......

Get it.......I was out......and I didnt buy any before she made lunch, so I was stuck with an empty jar for lunch.........

Man she is mean.....LOL :)


Chillen

Thanks Chillen! much appreciated! LOL on the empty jar! hehe! i love natural pb now. in the beginning it was hard to get used to but now i can't eat the regular peanut butter anymore. my hubby won't even try the natural pb! and when i cook, i cook w/whole grain pasta and he cooks w/the white pasta. LOL! oh well. i try my best...hehe!
 
why does everyone want to see Chillen's legs so much? That is confusing me.

Because a lot of us don't give a **** about cut abZ but give big respect for big wheels, that's all :)

He can show his abs for the 'Fight Club' posse but us heavy guys reserve judgement until we see the whole deal
 
I want a rock hard a$$
 
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