The BS Thread!

i was into in big time about 10 years ago. now i just watch here and there.

from what i read, jr might be gone for good. that guy they got now joey styles or something signed a mutli-year contract with them. but doesnt mean they'll run a storyline with him latter on.

i think thats why stone cold took off again. he wasnt happy with that.
 
Nah Austin's contract was limited use. I think he signed the "legends" contract with Vince saying that he has a no-compete clause (outside the wwe), they own the name and likeness for licensed products (IE action figures and video games). Im sure JR will still have a job with the company, he was a VP of one of the departments if I'm not
mistaken. Linda McMahon takes care of past employees.

Joey Styles? Meh, could be worse. They could have hired Mike Tenay *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
 
remember when they had the homecoming on usa? austin had came back and he had stunned all the mcmahons. they then fired jr for that. then austin was gonna have a match with coach to get his job back on taboo tuesday. they wanted him to lose and he didnt care for that so he didnt show up. they said he was in a car accident and then got batista to do the match.

there is still a rumor that austin against hogan will happen at wrestlemania next year
 
heres what I heard (now I could be wrong).

During the stunner incident, Austin had re-injured one of his knees. They then booked Batista for that match because of that.

However, if it was true that they wanted Austin to job to coach, I can see him telling them to shove it, he does have total creative control during WWE storylines. Austin isn't the kind of guy who likes putting chumps like Jonathan Coachman over.
 
remember when he went have his neck surgery a few years ago? that was a potential great angle that could have played out when he came back. and what did they do? they blew it. triple H and rikishi, nah dont think so

and then when they had him and vince and angle together. one time he was singing with the guitar. who comes up with this stuff?
 
Actually, the mastermind behind those angles was no other than Paul Heyman himself. His writers were top notch.

Do you mean the "Owen 3:16 says I just broke your neck" angle? They played it out for maybe 3 weeks. They hyped up the PPV, but right afterwards, put Austin in a program where he won the title, but I can't remember which one it was. If I remember my title history correctly, during the Owen 3:16 angle, Austin won the IC title from Owen at the end of that program, then went right into a program with Degeneration X and Mike Tyson for mania. Triple H and Rikishi was a joke, but since Stephanie started running the creative, all the programs and angles have been crap (except the WCW and ECW invasion angles, those were pretty cool).

There are a couple of times that Austin just couldn't wrestle. When he was arrested for hitting Debra he was gone for 6 months, then he wasn't allowed to drink for like 6 months more or he would break his probation, not even in ring. Then his surgery of course. Its a shame hes as broken as he is though, hes been in some of the best matches ever. (Bret Hart-Austin "I quit" match being one of the best ever)

Hogan and Austin at Mania... wow. Hogan hasn't had a decent match since WCW (some will argue Hogan/Rock, but Rock carried him) and likely if it happens, Austin will carry Hogan here. Put Hogan in the ring with Chris Benoit, there are a few people I talk to that say that Benoit could wrestle a steel chair and make it a 3 star match :)

The problem now a days is they don't have feuds. Whoever the marks (IE fans who are less than knowledgeable) like, they push hard, fast, and to the top (Randy Orton and Batista anyone?)
 
hahahaha im watching it right now too. the match line ups look like **** tonight though.

NICE FATAL FOUR WAY

paul heyman was a moron. but do he was writing matches? i remember when he was announcing in the WWF. those were sick matches - he wrote those??? Ever seen the triple threat RVD, Angle and Stone Cold Match? oh ****, Kane and Big Show are coming out to demolish ppl. gotta go!
 
lol that was awesome. i wish i could truly do that. i gotta say the wrestling on this RAW is ok tonight, but it's been funny as hell. they had the ol' woman doing the cunnalingus watchin the video of her bronco bustin' bischoff. Vince is mad funny hahahahah. "I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you said. I was just listening to Ashley Simpson on my new IPOD. Christ, she sucks..." i was crackin up hard.
 
yea that whole spot has been comical, Maria actually sounding smart was pretty damn good , and vinnie mac punking out chris masters hehe
 
why are they making shelton benjamin a bad guy now? and that tag match sucked... i wish they would start makin good matches again.

yo whats the deal with stephanie mcmahon and HHH now? are they divorced? cause ill ask stef out. hahahahahaha
 
I haven't heard anything about them being divorced, and I tried to get a hold of my buddy in Columbus last night and he wasn't home, or not answering his phone. I left him a message so I'll have to wait for him to call me back.

Turning Shelton Benjamin heel makes sense. He's been a face for a long while now, and the attempt to push him to a bona fide main eventer as a face didn't work (a clean pinfall victory over Triple H and the fans just weren't into him still). However, consider this, Michaels hasn't had a heel run in a while either, maybe they're gonna try to swerve us by thinking Benjamin is gonna make the heel switch and have Michaels do it. I can see Benjamin in the ring and Angle coming down with Carlito and jumping him, Michaels coming down to make the save, and giving Benjamin some sweet chin music.

The tag match did suck, especially considering the participants. They all can wrestle, HBK can get it done, sure hes a little long in the tooth, but he can still go, we BOTH know Benjamin and Angle can go, but it still sucked. 3 of the 4 guys in that match are really capable of puttng on 3 star matches with any jobber, and 4 stars easily with a mid or high carder. I can't explain why it sucked so bad.

And Mriek, its about time I got to 1000 isn't it hehe, I should be up around 1500 by now really :).
 
SB is a great wrestler. he's really talented and agile. they need to give him more high risk moves. he looks very young too.

i was thinkin about it. angle does a damn good job as a bad guy.

the trial was pretty funny. and they sure used a lot of foul language. john cena callin bischoff a 'jack off' and mcmahon saying that new simpson album sucked. "Christ, she sucks..." Coachman calling Bischoff an asshole?! im lovin' the no censorship.

you're right about chris masters. no wonder they were never givin him matches, the guy is just there to look pretty. they should rename him to "roid master" i heard he's only 22!!!
 
Benjamin is great, the problem is , even though his wrestling skills are top notch (imagine a Benjamin/London match, thats 4 stars minimum) his personality isn't up to snuff. I don't think any gimmick can make Benjamin go over enough to be a contender, let alone carry the strap. Its a shame too, he's talented, makes a good IC champ though.

I really think the guys don't trust Masters. He needs to do a year in OVW and then get re-evaluated. Then if hes improved, have him wrestle on velocity or heat.

Angle is just plain good, he definitely plays the heel role better than the face.
 
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