This part was hillarious
Ah, you think I'm kidding. She gets herself up at the crack of dawn and turns the TV on. MIL feeds her some cake or something and gets her a glass of milk. When she gets bored, she brings me the phone and I tell her Grandpa's phone number. She tells him what she wants to do that day (zoo, park, make cookies) and asks him to come pick her up. Twenty minutes later, she's gone - and I'm still in bed.