I Think I Can

Blow my frekin mind
 
durrrrrrr...i get it
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My bike was SOOO dirty. I was riding in a downpour. Not only that, the bike shop was out of my favorite degreaser and I bought this stuff that was cleaner/lubricant. Then I ran out of that and I thought I bought more of the same stuff except I didn't. I just bought some plain degreaser. I've been using that stuff for a week or so not realizing it was only degreaser. I finally realized it wasn't a lube when I noticed my chain had rust on it. I've harmed my poor bike.

The chain and cassette have a ton of miles on them so I figure now they are due for replacing. I think I'll break the bike down this weekend and give it a good cleaning though. Even though I did clean the drivetrain today, the bike needs a thorough washing due to all the debris it has picked up over the last few rainy riding days.
 
Hypothetical situation:

You leave your goggles in the shower stall. You return to the shower stall and there's someone in there taking a shower. Do you:

a. pull the curtain back and stand there watching a naked dude wash the soap off of his face.

b. wait until dude is done taking a shower and see if your goggles are there.

c. buy a new pair of goggles.

Now let's say I'm the dude in the shower washing my face. Dumbass chooses option a. and is standing there waiting for me to wash the soap off of my face and then proceeds to ask me if his googles are in the stall. He can clearly see around me and realizes he's making me unhappy, closes the curtain and leaves.

I wanted to tell him they were hanging from my johnson to see if he'd look but I wasn't fast enough.
 
Hypothetical situation:

You leave your goggles in the shower stall. You return to the shower stall and there's someone in there taking a shower. Do you:

a. pull the curtain back and stand there watching a naked dude wash the soap off of his face.

b. wait until dude is done taking a shower and see if your goggles are there.

c. buy a new pair of goggles.

Now let's say I'm the dude in the shower washing my face. Dumbass chooses option a. and is standing there waiting for me to wash the soap off of my face and then proceeds to ask me if his googles are in the stall. He can clearly see around me and realizes he's making me unhappy, closes the curtain and leaves.

I wanted to tell him they were hanging from my johnson to see if he'd look but I wasn't fast enough.

Why were you wearing the goggles on your johnson?
 
"Thousands of bike riders are shedding their clothes in the hopes that they can get us all to stop and think about the negative effects that cars (and the pollution they create) have on people and the planet."

I will personally be thinking about the negative effects of naked people riding bikes.
 
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