Have You Ever (Game)...

No. I hate when people lie to protect me (because the truth eventually comes back to me and I'll get hurt by it anyway), so I don't do it to them.

Have you ever taken a shower and washed your hair, but forgot to rinse the shampoo out?
 
Not the shampoo, but the conditioner. And then you're like shit, I gotta get back in there...

Have you ever had cyber sex?
 
Lol yes but I didn't really understand why. I just kinda sat there and was like yeah.....

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?
 
Unfortunately, yeah. There was also another time where I had some friends over and we were watching TV in the living room. My parents were supposed to be sleeping, so they didn't know that I came home and had people with me. Well, we were sitting there and all you started hearing was this squeaking noise that had a very repetitive rhythm. Everyone looked at me and I was like, "UUHHHH...I think they're moving their entertainment center".

Have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose?
 
ChefChiTown said:
Unfortunately, yeah. There was also another time where I had some friends over and we were watching TV in the living room. My parents were supposed to be sleeping, so they didn't know that I came home and had people with me. Well, we were sitting there and all you started hearing was this squeaking noise that had a very repetitive rhythm. Everyone looked at me and I was like, "UUHHHH...I think they're moving their entertainment center".

Have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose?
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Dude I found my dads tape that he made. It wasn't a pretty day since we didn't kow what it was I had like 10 friends over and we were looking for a movie so we put it in thinking it was porn but didn't know it was gonna be that kinda porn. It was so bad I am traumatized for life.

And yes i have spewed some milk.

Have you ever been so drunk you couldn't walk.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I've been so drunk before that I couldn't even lie down successfully, so...yes.

Have you ever thrown your TV remote because it's batteries stopped working?
 
I threw the batteries from a remote control, because they stopped working, but never the remote. I figured that the batteries could take the beating, but the remote would smash into several irreparable pieces and I would be in major trouble with the hubby. Lol.

Have you ever gone out with someone who you didn't think was boyfriend/girlfriend material only to find yourself falling in love with them in the end?
 
Yes

Have you ever stayed in a relationship way longer than you should have, because you knew things weren't gonna work out?
 
Yes, i reached a point where i knew it wouldnt work anymore and stuck it out for an extra year :S

Have you ever liked a song so much that you just put in on repeat and listen to it over and over again?
 
Does porn count? I mean, not that I watch that garbage. Pfft, that's for perverts.

Have you ever sneezed and blew snot on yourself?
 
Yes, unfortunately. Didn't have a tissue handy either, had to do the old hands in pocket =/

Have you ever laughed uncontrollably during a funeral?
 
:looks up tryst:

Umm...I THINK so?

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Have you ever had to pee so bad that, when you went, it felt so good that you actually went "OOOOOHHHH" outloud?
 
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No, but my neighbors called the police once because they thought I was hurting my ex-girlfriend. So, THAT conversation wasn't embarassing at all, nooooo...

Have you ever eaten an entire carton of ice cream by yourself, in one sitting?
 
No, but I called the police to get my girlfriend and her friends in trouble once. She was being a fucking BITCH at the time and was pulling a bunch of stupid shit (long story). Well, one night she ditched me to go to some party with her friends. They were all 16-17 years old at the time, so I called the police and told them about the party. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Have you ever scratched yourself so bad that you made yourself bleed?
 
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