Have You Ever (Game)...

[healthbuff]

Nope...something always happens..haha..just kidding!

Have you ever witnessed a crime (being mugged, stabbed, etc.) or a domestic disturbance before?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yeah. Fortunately I have, because I seem to be the only one who is willing to actually help those people.

Have you ever been drinking something, then had sort of a cough/sneeze/gag combo happen and have whatever you were drinking ooze out of your nose? If so...did you taste it?

 

[Kayshiz]

Have you ever been drinking something, then had sort of a cough/sneeze/gag combo happen and have whatever you were drinking ooze out of your nose? If so...did you taste it?

I have so much worse then that. So much worse...

So, long story short, I am one of those disgusting people that can do the spaghetti thru the nose floss thing (I guess I have a really open nasal cavity or something), because of this, if I swallow while I sneeze it goes in my nose...

So one time at waffle house I was eating with about 5 other people, go to swallow a mouthful of grits, and sneeze...
I barely get a napkin up over my nose, but because grits are all little and grainy instead of getting stuck in my nose, it came out my nose.
The guy across the table is looking me dead in the eyes as a massive spray of grits goes sideways and behind me (due to the napkin blocking forward motion) covering the guys shoulder next to me, the booth and the other side, and actually leaves a grit cutout on the wall from where I was sitting. He loses his shit laughing and everyone looks up to see the grit-astrophe that has just occurred.

It was awesome.



Have you ever lost your top/trunks while swimming?

 

[Flumes]

I have so much worse then that. So much worse...

So, long story short, I am one of those disgusting people that can do the spaghetti thru the nose floss thing (I guess I have a really open nasal cavity or something), because of this, if I swallow while I sneeze it goes in my nose...

So one time at waffle house I was eating with about 5 other people, go to swallow a mouthful of grits, and sneeze...
I barely get a napkin up over my nose, but because grits are all little and grainy instead of getting stuck in my nose, it came out my nose.
The guy across the table is looking me dead in the eyes as a massive spray of grits goes sideways and behind me (due to the napkin blocking forward motion) covering the guys shoulder next to me, the booth and the other side, and actually leaves a grit cutout on the wall from where I was sitting. He loses his shit laughing and everyone looks up to see the grit-astrophe that has just occurred.

It was awesome.



Have you ever lost your top/trunks while swimming?

yup. First time waterskiing...about 26 yrs old. No.1 rule I learned...if you think your in trouble, let go of the rope!!!! Ever get almost get caught making out only to find you put your top/pants on backwards or inside out in the rush?

 

[ecky1]

Sort of, many years ago my boyfriends parents and much younger sister went out shopping and came back after about 10 minutes as they had forgotten something. When they walked in my knickers were round my knees and I only had time to pull my skirt over them. The little sister then called me over to look at something and I had to walk over with my kness firmly pressed together so that they didn't end up round my ankles.
Have you ever had sex with somebody after knowing them for less than an hour or two?

 

[Flumes]

Have you ever had sex with somebody after knowing them for less than an hour or two?

Is masturbation considered sex?? lol