Have You Ever (Game)...

no lol. i have stapled a chunk of my hair to a wall when I was 10.

have you ever sucked on someones toes?
 
Do my own count? No? ....then...no. Hahaha!


Have you ever laughed so hard you snorted?
 
Omg that happens to me more then I care to admit LOL usually more laughter and tears are a result of the dreaded snort-laugh hahahaha!

Have you ever gone to take a sip out of a straw, miss, and stick the straw right up your nose? (LOL guilty!)
 
Have you ever gone to take a sip out of a straw, miss, and stick the straw right up your nose? (LOL guilty!)

Nope but I've poked myself in the eye with it!!

Have you ever chewed on a pen and NOT realised the ink has gone all over your face until some time later?

This one I gotta hear. Please Jjjjay! Im begging...(And I know your not blonde! lol)
hahahah I was just sitting at my desk clicking a stapler in my hand reading something on the monitor and I stuck my tongue in it and absentmindedly clicked it. HOLY COW that hurt. and it wouldn't stop bleeding. Probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done...hmm..well no...let me think...
 
Not all over my face, but the ink has burst in my mouth! Yuck!

Have you ever been distracted while walking and walk right into a pole in public?
 
Oh I have SO done that! LOL very embarassing! hahahaha!

Have you ever been running around frantically trying to find your glasses/sunglasses, only to realize that they're on top of your head? :p
 
I wore glasses for a number of years and that happened alot. Then I got laser eye surgery about 5 years ago. If anyone wears glasses, do it. Best money I ever spent!

Have you ever spit something out your car window thinking the window was down? (Classic "When Harry Met Sally" scene!)
 
When I was pregnant I was feeling sick and I couldn't talk so I hit my bf and he looked at me and said 'out the window' ... well window was closed and ummm yea.. we had to stop I got in the ack seat he was cleaning it up and he started throwing up... that night sucked.

have you ever peed in bed during a sleep-over?
 
Holy fuck....a sleep over?? I can't remember that long ago.

Nope...I dont think so...or I would have been reminded of it by friend to this day.

Have you ever seen someone get hurt pretty bad...and laughed cause it looked sooo funny?
 
Nearly 100% of the time.

Have you ever seen the movie You've Got Mail? If so...explain yourself and write a 400 word essay on why I shouldn't make fun of you.
 
No, but my sister bit mine when I was 12 and I had to go into hospital. I still have a scar on my butt-cheek. It's always a great conversation starter. "Hey, you. I don't know what to say to you but LOOK AT MY BUTT."


Have you ever called a boyfriend or girlfriend by the wrong name?
 
Sure glad that hasn't happened to me.

Have you ever had the idea to have sex in or on a random spot that you and your partner see while out?
 
Sure glad that hasn't happened to me.

Have you ever had the idea to have sex in or on a random spot that you and your partner see while out?

Oooo yes, my husband and I have been together for a real long time so we went through our horny teen days together. We had sex in the student center at a college one time. We were crazy.... We still talk about that to this day.
Have you ever ate something out of the trash before?
 
No but I accidently threw mine away once as well as washing one in the washing machine and dropping one down the toilet.
Have you ever laughed so hard that you peed yourself?
Ew, No! Thank goodness!

Have you ever thrown a partners phone in the trash?
 
Yes :blush5:..but in my defense..I have had two kids..lol.

Have you ever popped a zit, and been so amazed by how much yucky stuff came out of it...that you went and showed someone?
hahahaha! ewww!
 

Have you ever popped a zit, and been so amazed by how much yucky stuff came out of it...that you went and showed someone?
hahahaha! ewww!

Yes. I popped a zit on my husband's back for him and had to show him how gross it was and how much I loved him for doing gross stuff like that for him!

:puke: = :beating:



Have you ever been accidentally impaled by a needle/nail/staple?
 
Have you ever been accidentally impaled by a needle/nail/staple?

Neither of those, but I was stabbed in the hand with a pencil point when the girl in front of me was swinging her arms with it in her hand.

Have you ever been so tired at work that you went to sleep in the bathroom stall?
 
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