Have You Ever (Game)...

jen_renee said:
Nope...I've thought about it before though.

Have you ever came home from vacation and left your suitcases sitting on the floor for days before you even think of unpacking them? (Mine are going on 3 days now..hahaha!)
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Here in Canada, we leave them in the garage for a few days after a trip down south in the winter. Apparently it kills sand leas and spiders. I think it actually freezes their balls off and they cant reproduce lol.

Have you ever walked into a conversation and laughed at a joke that was being told and then realized the joke was actually about you?

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Not that I remember...but now I'm gonna be paranoid about that happening..lol.

Have you ever actually lather, rinsed and repeated like the shampoo bottle says to do?
 
jen_renee said:
Not that I remember...but now I'm gonna be paranoid about that happening..lol.

Have you ever actually lather, rinsed and repeated like the shampoo bottle says to do?
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Yeah, I wash my hair like 3 times, but I've never read the label about it.

Have you ever walked into a stench, and said out loud that somebody just farted knowing damn well you are probably talking about the people in front of you as they try to sneak away?
 
njoyabl said:
Yeah, I wash my hair like 3 times, but I've never read the label about it.

Have you ever walked into a stench, and said out loud that somebody just farted knowing damn well you are probably talking about the people in front of you as they try to sneak away?
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LOL! I do this sort of thing all the time! I travel alot on trains and if a train smells bad, I basicly say outloud "this train STINKS" or words to that effect. I then move carrages, the point I am trying to make when saying this is that people need manners! If its really bad and I am in the gym, its pointless saying anything so theres nothing that can be done (besides walking away, hand over face).

Have you ever....

Watched kids TV as an adult, by yourself and waited for the ad break to catch the rest of the episode? (by definition, kids TV is anything on TV aimed at ages 1-11yrs)
 
summer123 said:
LOL! I do this sort of thing all the time! I travel alot on trains and if a train smells bad, I basicly say outloud "this train STINKS" or words to that effect. I then move carrages, the point I am trying to make when saying this is that people need manners! If its really bad and I am in the gym, its pointless saying anything so theres nothing that can be done (besides walking away, hand over face).

Have you ever....

Watched kids TV as an adult, by yourself and waited for the ad break to catch the rest of the episode? (by definition, kids TV is anything on TV aimed at ages 1-11yrs)
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Yup...a few times. Kids shows are pretty cool now adays. And you gotta admit...Bugs Bunny is still funny!

K....Have you ever eaten something that was made for you especially and it was the worst you ever had....but you said it was good and swallowed it almost gagging?
 
Flumes said:
Yup...a few times. Kids shows are pretty cool now adays. And you gotta admit...Bugs Bunny is still funny!

K....Have you ever eaten something that was made for you especially and it was the worst you ever had....but you said it was good and swallowed it almost gagging?
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yep. My uncle cooked me spaghetti when I was younger. He put cool whip in it ughhh ...


Have you ever got a terrible haircut and told the stylist you liked it and gave them a huge tip even though you couldn't stand it.
 
Spaghetti with cool whip???? WoW! What was he thinkin?!!??! I would have puked.

Hahaha...yup. About three months ago, I went to a barber who I never went to before. Told him I needed a quick clean up around the neck cause my wife and I had a concert to go to that nite. Well...he scalped me. I was soo happy to get out of there, i gave him 5 bucks extra......and my wife laughed when I got home. My regular hairstylist just about pissed her pants when I walked in hoping she could fix it. She told me to come back in a couple of months when it grows back in! lol.

Anyway...sorry to jump in 2wice in a day.

Have you ever squished a firefly...just to get the glowie stuff?
 
Flumes said:
Spaghetti with cool whip???? WoW! What was he thinkin?!!??! I would have puked.

Hahaha...yup. About three months ago, I went to a barber who I never went to before. Told him I needed a quick clean up around the neck cause my wife and I had a concert to go to that nite. Well...he scalped me. I was soo happy to get out of there, i gave him 5 bucks extra......and my wife laughed when I got home. My regular hairstylist just about pissed her pants when I walked in hoping she could fix it. She told me to come back in a couple of months when it grows back in! lol.

Anyway...sorry to jump in 2wice in a day.

Have you ever squished a firefly...just to get the glowie stuff?
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kinda .. my bros squished one on the ground and told me I had to eat it or I couldn'thave dinner.. SO I licked the ground where it was smashed.. ughhh. ( I was very little)


Have you ever farted and coughed at the same time in public. And you knew everyone heard it?
 
Deanna said:
kinda .. my bros squished one on the ground and told me I had to eat it or I couldn'thave dinner.. SO I licked the ground where it was smashed.. ughhh. ( I was very little)


Have you ever farted and coughed at the same time in public. And you knew everyone heard it?
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Nice one! Bet ya wished you had some cool whip then!

I don't think so. I'm not very synchronous. But if farting in church counts...I'll take a point for that. I think the priest paused in his homily. Thats embarrasing. (I was young too. lol)


Ever stick your tongue in a pop can for no particular reason and cut it??
 
Yup..I don't know what I was thinking...hahahha

Have you ever bit into a tortilla chip and had one of the pointy edges jab you in the roof of your mouth? (ouch!! it hurts)
 
Yup...and it really hurts!

Have you ever farted in an isle at the grocery store & then took off before someone came? (My husband thinks it's hhhhiilllaaarrrious...lol)
 
Sugarplumpfairy said:
Yup...and it really hurts!

Have you ever farted in an isle at the grocery store & then took off before someone came? (My husband thinks it's hhhhiilllaaarrrious...lol)
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Oh yeah....and I leave my wife to face the dirty looks. She dies of embarrasment!

Have you ever slept standing up?
 
Flumes said:
Oh yeah....and I leave my wife to face the dirty looks. She dies of embarrasment!

Have you ever slept standing up?
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No and I've never even slept sitting in a chair or even fallen asleep without making a conscious decision to sleep.

Have you ever dropped food onto a mucky floor but eaten it anyway as you want it so desperately?
 
eyckmans said:
No and I've never even slept sitting in a chair or even fallen asleep without making a conscious decision to sleep.

Have you ever dropped food onto a mucky floor but eaten it anyway as you want it so desperately?
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Closest is with the three second rule in the house. (It might end up with a few dog hairs or some dust ball but thats just fibre right?)

For all you kids out there...the three second rule means if you drop something on the floor, and the dog hasnt beaten you to it, you have three seconds for it to be safe to eat....any longer and you have to throw it out cause even the dog didnt want it. (Happens with my wifes cooking for some reason.)
Did I ever tell you about her Hiroshima Chicken??) lol

Did you ever get caught without any tp on the roll at a friends house or somewhere in public? (no.1's dont count either! lol)
 
LOL damnit that has happend to me more than once! BUT, I am smart enough to keep my cell phone on me....tp is only a phone call away LOL :D

Have you ever stepped in cat barf in the middle of the night while your on the way to the bathroom? (eeeewww!)
 
Sugarplumpfairy said:
LOL damnit that has happend to me more than once! BUT, I am smart enough to keep my cell phone on me....tp is only a phone call away LOL :D

Have you ever stepped in cat barf in the middle of the night while your on the way to the bathroom? (eeeewww!)
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Bahahahaha...was it still warm??

Kinda....we had a dog (boxer) who got into the garbage and ended up puking in my shoe. I mean literally almost filled it.
4:50 am I go to work and ewwwwwwwwwwwww. (And it was cold :( )

Have you ever left a store with something you forgot to pay for only realizing it on the way home?
 
Yes...quite a few times actually....I usually just blame the kids..lol.


Have you ever not been able to find your toenail clippers....so just used your teeth instead? hahaha!!! ewwww!!
 
Well, my first reaction was Eewwwww no..but in fact, on consideration IF I could get my toes anywhere near my mouth...maybe I might consider it!

Have you ever stapled your tongue by mistake? (I speak from the bitter taste of experience here!!)
 
jjjay said:
Well, my first reaction was Eewwwww no..but in fact, on consideration IF I could get my toes anywhere near my mouth...maybe I might consider it!

Have you ever stapled your tongue by mistake? (I speak from the bitter taste of experience here!!)
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This one I gotta hear. Please Jjjjay! Im begging...(And I know your not blonde! lol)
 
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