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Oh yeah... sure have but I set the alarm on my phone so I'd only be sleeping for 15 mins power nap!!!

Flumes said:
Holy fuck....a sleep over?? I can't remember that long ago.
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You mean you don't go on sleepovers anymore?!?! But they're even MORE fun as adults!!

Have you ever bitten in an apple, chewed, swallowed AND THEN seen half the maggot left in the apple?!
 
jjjay said:
Have you ever bitten in an apple, chewed, swallowed AND THEN seen half the maggot left in the apple?!
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No , thank goodness but yesterday I bit into an apricot from our tree and the peice left was full of ants.

Have you ever got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and stopped to check your e.mails or forums? I used to regularly when I first started to use a computer
 
eyckmans said:
No , thank goodness but yesterday I bit into an apricot from our tree and the peice left was full of ants.

Have you ever got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and stopped to check your e.mails or forums? I used to regularly when I first started to use a computer
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Oh no, I usually try to barely open my eyes and try my hardest to stay in sleep mode because if not, I'll never get back to sleep!


**Have you ever awakened at a friend's house to find that you don't remember your night after drinking?**
 
njoyabl said:
Oh no, I usually try to barely open my eyes and try my hardest to stay in sleep mode because if not, I'll never get back to sleep!


**Have you ever awakened at a friend's house to find that you don't remember your night after drinking?**
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Oh yeaaaa, but only once when I was in college. Got to drunk and I only remember bits and pieces of tha night.

Have you ever been looking for that one tampon that you always keep in your purse just to fine your child playing with it in the back seat. Uugggg!!
 
nope lol.

Have you ever went swimming and seen a floater sailing past you?
(I have... I was lil and my lil cousin pooped in the pool .. it touched me. I got my grandma. she just splashed it out and actually made me and my other cousin stay in the pool.)
 
My darn dog discovered proper hygene when we bought the cottage on the lake. She must have decided crapping in the water was much more safer seeing she would never step in it this way!

Have you ever had a near death experience? I know...morbid...but really glad you are here to reply if you did :)
 
Flumes said:
Have you ever had a near death experience? I know...morbid...but really glad you are here to reply if you did :)
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Kinda. When I was about 17 I was walking with my boyfriend and I was walking backwards to look at him while we were talking and I walked right into the street without looking.

A jeep went right past me and hit my back. I had a huge bruise on my arm and part of my back from it. If my bf hadn't pulled me back onto the sidewalk or if I had been wearing baggier clothes, I don't know what would have happened.


Have you ever been made fun of for eating something odd? Like peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches? or headcheese?
 
People laughed at me for eating a hot dog once.

I was at an Indians game and I got hungry, so I went to the concession stand to get a dog. I waited in line, ordered a hot dog and a grabbed a carton of milk to wash it down with. After I held the hot weiner in my hand and then took it into my mouth niiiiice and slooooow. I let out a gentle moan of satisfaction and people looked at me funny. This one dude was staring right at me, so I just looked at him and said "What? You've never had a hot weiner in your mouth?" and he was like "Umm, HAHAHA...NO!!!" So I go, "Mmm, you're missing out. There's nothing better than popping a nice hot weiner into your mouth and feeling it's salty warmth drip down your throat." Then, he goes, "HAHA, umm, so...you LIKE weiners, huh?" And, I'm like, "Umm, YEAH, HAHA, OF COURSE!!!" and I took another bite. So, he snickered for some reason and goes, "So, you reeeeeally like putting big weiners in your mouth?" and I was like, "Yeah. This is actually like the 4th weiner I've put into my mouth TODAY!!!" Then, eeeeeverybody started laughing. So, I shrugged it off and took a sip of my milk. Then, when I let out a refreshing "AHHHH", people began staring and snickering again. So, I go, "Man, there's nothing better than feeling that soothing white creaminess slide down your throat after you put a nice hot weiner in your mouth".

And, for the life of me, I still don't know what everyone thought was so funny.

Have you ever believed ANYTHING I have said?
 
In private? Yes. On this forum? That would be a big fat NO..hahaha.


Have you ever drawn something obscene on someone's face while they were sleeping?
 
jen_renee said:
In private? Yes. On this forum? That would be a big fat NO..hahaha.


Have you ever drawn something obscene on someone's face while they were sleeping?
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No, but I HAVE, put straws in nostrils, hot sauce in the mouth, and super glued really long fake fingernails on someone's toes!! It was so hilarious when he woke up and tried to walk!

Have you ever had a baby pee in your face?
 
Nope but I just had a baby puke in my face the other day! I couldn't help but gag...I felt bad because the mom was super embarassed for some reason (it's not like it was her that puked on me lol)...but omg it was gross lol

Have you ever had someone sneeze on your face....on purpose?
 
Gross! lol. Nope, not that I know of anyways.

Have you ever got a speeding ticket and tried to talk your way out of it....and failed miserably?? lol
 
Nope, I'm American.

Have you ever tried to run to the bathroom only to have emptied your bladder by the time you got there?
 
mrskt20 said:
Nope, but came very close to doing that during my second pregnancy!

Have you ever lied to your boss then got caught?
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Nope, I'm too damn good. (not that I am a big liar or anything, but come on, I hate my job!)



Have you ever puked in someone's hair?

(I did in first grade)
 
eww! lol Nope but I've puked on someone's feet (in a drunken stooper :D - yep I'm that person lol )

Have you ever sneezed so hard that you farted? ( I did at xmas dinner a few years ago lol)
 
Oh yeah...who hasn't? Liars, that's who...lol!


Have you ever made a video of yourself doing something stupid and posted it on Youtube?
 
Yup. Only for a short while till I could decide which one was the better catch. Unfortunately, it was the wrong choice....she dumped me soon after for a better choice also! lol

ok...have you ever slept with someone but were too intoxicated to do it so nothin happened?
 
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