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By the way: I KNOW WHAT PET I'M GOING TO GET.
Mice.
Mice only have a life span of 1-2 years, which is sad, BUT once I would have gotten the basics, like an entertaining, safe, big enclosure with lots of hidey holes and things to climb and gnaw at, I could just keep a pack of mice and replace the passed ones with new guys, generation after generation. Mice do enjoy solving problems and exploring, and while not as cuddly as rats, do allow handling. Contrary to rats, which tend to develop tumors and respiratory issues that require expensive vet bills, mice - while obviously deserving to vet care - tend to hide their symptoms and perish quite independently. By this I don't mean to sound cold, but I think you know what I'm trying to get at.
While I would obviously cherish each individual mice and keep their names and lifespans and favorite things journaled, generation after generation of mice would be added to the pack to play and explore and enjoy their lives to the fulles with the tasty treats and fun activities I would plan for them. And then they'd get old and die, and I would give them their last services in a solemn and respectful manner, and get a new one in their place. Their little mice souls would find Nera's and Nera would look over them like the wonderful shepherd she is.
I could start with a spacious enclosure, add pieces and mazes to it to it, and eventually I would have a Mice Palace in my apartment. Keeping it tidy and entertaining and playing with the mice would take me a couple of hours per day, and they could be left alone in an emergency for 1-2 to days with enough food and water, and they would be a part of the apartment - much like my plants simulate the experience of being in nature, the mice would provide a constant background pitterpatter that would simulate the experience of hearing other living beings in nature. I would provide for them and watch over them, like god intended humans to do.
All pets change their owners. Nera changed me in a wonderful direction. The mice will do the same. I will be a weird plant guy with pet mice. That's cool. And later if I decided it's time for something else than mice, I could get rats or degu or chinchillas and modify Mice Palace to their needs. But even with mice, it would give me so much stimulation and happiness to just keep a bunch of mice happy. They are very tiny, so their joys are tiny too. Something I could give them that to me would bring relatively little happiness, would be mega big happiness for them. I could get to watch happy mice all the time. Sometimes sad things would happen but then would come new happy times.
Do I sound like I have a fucked up relationship to life and death? Maybe. But I think this is the only sane on.
Time to start saving up for a cage! I HAVE A PET PROJECT!