Our office has gotten a nice little mound of goodies... 4 pounds of assorted chocolates, a tin of cashews, a tin of popcorn, assorted things basket, and the grand daddy of it all are the two 10-in Cheesecake Factory cheesecakes... one plain, one turtle cheesecake. My brain is saying, "Eat one slice of the turtle cheesecake... it's just ONE slice.... how is one piece of anything so bad? It's even got that nice swirl of chocolate mousse/yummy goo on top. Go on... it's Monday... you can just scale back the rest of the week." And I'm firmly sticking to my guns that I am not going to go out there and eat a slice of cheesecake that is estimated to have 1000 calories in ONE slice. I may take a piece home and share it with my friend who is visiting but I will not have more than three reasonable bites. I think this is definitely a food conquering accomplishment because in years past I would have chocked it up to the holidays and say why the hell not. But not this year!