How many have you asked?
Well I've been around the block a few times.
I considered marrying a duck but unfortunately I live in Michigan.
Perhaps I should petition the courts to allow that duck I was in love with to be covered under my health insurance. After all it should be an level playing field. No matter how much of a sexual deviant I am.
So if I'm a convicted murderer should I also receive the same rights as everyone else? Sodomy is still a crime so by law all ^^^^sexual men are committing a crime. Granted its an antiquated law but it is there.