World's Friendliest Countries

Ah, this is a survey for easiest places for ex-pats to settle. I was wondering why the UK are up there. Americans should be right at home here, we speak the same language, sell doughnuts by the bag, have a McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner and all your favourite TV shows on satellite TV

Now I come to think about it, I’ve never seen a slim American in person
 
Typhon said:
Ah, this is a survey for easiest places for ex-pats to settle. I was wondering why the UK are up there. Americans should be right at home here, we speak the same language, sell doughnuts by the bag, have a McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner and all your favourite TV shows on satellite TV

Now I come to think about it, I’ve never seen a slim American in person
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sign me up for a bag of doughnuts.
But we do have better oral hygiene over here. :action4:
 
Kraken said:
sign me up for a bag of doughnuts.
But we do have better oral hygiene over here. :action4:
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Haha, I can't argue with that, I have to have a tooth extracted next week so I'm in no position to defend myself.

Actually, I met Bruce Willis once, he was a bit podgy at the time but certainly not fat so he counts as a 'low-fat yank'
 
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Typhon said:
Haha, I can't argue with that, I have to have a tooth extracted next week so I'm in position to defend myself.

Actually, I met Bruce Willis once, he was a bit podgy at the time but certainly not fat so he counts as a 'low-fat yank'
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But even that depends on geographical location. I've seen plenty of toothless yanks as well. LOL
 
I think a lot of Americans are just putting on fat suits as an elaborate practical joke on the rest of the world.

Either that or they all want one of the ‘lard-ass’ buggies American use to drive round grocery stores
 
Typhon said:
I think a lot of Americans are just putting on fat suits as an elaborate practical joke on the rest of the world.

Either that or they all want one of the ‘lard-ass’ buggies American use to drive round grocery stores
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LOLOLOL the ones that people use because they are too lazy to walk?
 
Wtf? What about The Netherlands? The people there were so unbelievably helpful and nice I thought I was on a another planet.
 
Typhon said:
Ah, this is a survey for easiest places for ex-pats to settle. I was wondering why the UK are up there. Americans should be right at home here, we speak the same language, sell doughnuts by the bag, have a McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner and all your favourite TV shows on satellite TV

Now I come to think about it, I’ve never seen a slim American in person
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Yeah, that's why Canada was #1. If you can speak English, have a degree, and can work, the immigration department doesn't want you.

However, if you have no identification, a criminal record, can't speak English and have no intention of ever learning it, come on in :D We'll even pay for your health insurance, give you free clothing, and put you up in some digs until you find a place to live.

I've never seen a slim American in person, either.

EDIT: Apparently my brain is frozen. Oh yes I have seen fit Americans. How about the Chippendale dancers? And the guys in Vegas? In fact, I've seen a lot of pretty buff Americans. I think they're all on this forum, though :D
 
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pphissh... my state is considered one of the fattest state in the country, and it is quite true
fatty foods+extremely laid back lifestyle/philosophy=fat people
not to mention dueling banjos...

(but people are friendly) :D
 
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