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These DingRings Bring a wider waist around the Apron Strings like the water at Colorado Springs!


Be the Mental LOCK!!!!!!!!!!! and you will ROCK!!!!!!!!!!



Chillen

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chillen, i really think you should stop posting pictures of really really tasty food in the chillog! lol those ring ding things look good...*drools*
its not like im going to even think about eating that stuff, but its kind of like saying:

WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT EAT THIS MOUTHWATERING, SCRUMPTIOUS, ORGASMIC FOOD!

OH, and dont be this guy:

hahaha just messin with ya chillman! did i make someones mouth water? WUPS!
 
OH, and dont be this guy:

hahaha just messin with ya chillman! did i make someones mouth water? WUPS!
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I DREAM OF BEING THIS GUY!!!!!!!!! LEAVE MY DREAMS ALONE!
 
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I DREAM OF BEING THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!

why? because he has hair on his head?

hahahaha jk
but thats the only reason i could come up with.
unless you want to have his awesome crazy guy stare so certain people wont talk to you.
but then again, if you dont want unneccisary conversations in public, you can always carry around a coloring book and color out of the lines.
thats what i do :canadaf:
 
August 2, 2007: THought for the day (1)

I saw this and had to post it---its GREAT!

A Dieter's Prayer


Lord, My soul is ripped with riot
incited by my wicked diet.
"We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!
and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can.

I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!
but at my present weight, I'll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall
into the clutches of cholesterol.

May my flesh with carrot-curls be dated,
that my soul may be poly unsaturated
And show me the light, that I may bear witness
to the President's Council on Physical Fitness.

And at margarine I'll never mutter,
for the road to Hell is spread with butter.
And cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
and Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Mephistopheles lurks in provolone;
the Devil is in each slice of baloney,
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
and Lucifer is a lollipop.

Give me this day my daily slice
but, cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees,
deliver me from jujubees.

And when my days of trial are done,
and my war with malted milk is won,
Let me stand with Heavenly throng,
In a shining robe--size 30 long.

I can do it Lord, If You'll show to me,
the virtues of lettuce and celery.
If You'll teach me the evil of mayonnaise,
of pasta a la Milannaise
potatoes a la Lyonnaise
and crisp-fried chicken from the South.

Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth
 
August 2, 2007: THoughts of the day (2)

Exercise For Real Life (Chillen's Joke number 2, by someone else)

The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

Whew! What a workout!
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'It's the hottest new diet! You attach this special modem to your stomach and upload your fat to a skinny person on the net!'
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August 2, 2007: Thoughts of the day (3)

Observation:


The Boiled Frog

They say that if you put a frog into a pot of boiling water,
it will leap out right away to escape the danger.
But, if you put a frog in a kettle that is filled with water that is cool and pleasant,
and then you gradually heat the kettle until it starts boiling,
the frog will not become aware of the threat until it is too late.
The frog's survival instincts are geared towards detecting sudden changes.

This is a story that is used to illustrate how people might get themselves into terrible trouble.
This parable is often used to illustrate how humans have to be careful to watch slowly changing trends in the environment, not just the sudden changes. Its a warning to keep us paying attention not just to obvious threats but to more slowly developing ones.

An example:
Let's say that every year, the local well had an inch less of water in it. A person might realize there's a problem if there's suddenly NO water, but a slowly dropping level might not be an obvious crisis until it's too late!
 
August 2, 2007: Thoughts of the day (4)

(Not related to the others)

The Mouse, the Frog, and the Hawk

A Mouse who always lived on the land, by an unlucky chance, formed an intimate acquaintance with a Frog, who lived, for the most part, in the water.
One day, the Frog was intent on mischief. He tied the foot of the Mouse tightly to his own. Thus joined together, the Frog led his friend the Mouse to the meadow where they usually searched for food.
After this, he gradually led him towards the pond in which he lived, until reaching the banks of the water, he suddenly jumped in, dragging the Mouse with him.

The Frog enjoyed the water amazingly, and swam croaking about, as if he had done a good deed. The unhappy Mouse was soon sputtered and drowned in the water, and his poor dead body floating about on the surface.
A Hawk observed the foating Mouse from the sky, and dove down and grabbed it with his talons, carrying it back to his nest. The Frog, being still fastened to the leg of the Mouse, was also carried off a prisoner, and was eaten by the Hawk.

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What does this mean?

Choose your allies carefully
 
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August 2, 2007: THoughts of the day (5)

The Ox and the Frog

"Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by the side of a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster! It was big as a mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and it had hoofs divided in two."
"Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only Farmer White's Ox. It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit taller than I, but I could easily make myself quite as broad; just you see."

So he blew himself out, and blew himself out, and blew himself out.

"Was he as big as that?" asked he.

"Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.

Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one if the Ox was as big as that.

"Bigger, Father, bigger," was the reply.

So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew, and swelled and swelled.
And then he said, "I'm sure the Ox is not as big as this."
But at that moment he burst.
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Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
 
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August 2, 2007: Thoughts of the day (6)

Frog in a Milk-Pail

A frog was hopping around a farmyard, when it decided to investigate the barn. Being somewhat careless, and maybe a little too curious, he ended up falling into a pail half-filled with fresh milk.
As he swam about attempting to reach the top of the pail, he found that the sides of the pail were too high and steep to reach.
He tried to stretch his back legs to push off the bottom of the pail but found it too deep.
But this frog was determined not to give up, and he continued to struggle.
He kicked and squirmed and kicked and squirmed, until at last, all his churning about in the milk had turned the milk into a big hunk of butter.
The butter was now solid enough for him to climb onto and get out of the pail!

"Never Give Up!"

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
 
August 2, 2007: Thoughts for the day (7)

The Boys and the Frogs

Some boys, playing near a pond, saw a number of Frogs in the water and began to pelt them with stones.
They killed several of them, when one of the Frogs, lifting his head out of the water, cried out:
"Pray stop, my boys: what is sport to you, is death to us."

One man's pleasure may be another's pain.
 
August 2, 2007: Thoughts for the day (8) Final

The Ass and the Frogs

An ass, carrying a load of wood, passed through a pond. As he was crossing through the water he lost his footing, stumbled and fell, and not being able to rise on account of his load, groaned heavily.
Some Frogs frequenting the pool heard his lamentation, and said, "What would you do if you had to live here always as we do, when you make such a fuss about a mere fall into the water?"

Men often bear little grievances with less courage than they do large misfortunes.
 
Take each one of these little stories and press them inward, and have enough degree of mental flexability to try to apply this to diet and training, and other life circumstances.


Education Concentration Combination and Dedication Application ends mental Amputation.---Chillen


I wish all of you the best as always each and every day...............

From my heart to yours...............



ROCK THE HELL ON!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The 4 previous posts are interconnected in some way, what is it. (Main point).

a bad diet can bring slow grudual changes which can amount to a very big problem if not taken care of or noticed as the slow change builds.

i like the parables. are they aesop's?
 
This month I have a spaced out intense "shock" training plan coupled with a special diet, to give myself a 46th birthday present on the 25th. I started the program on the July 21st. Postings will be made, albeit a bit shorter in length and spotty during the week leading up to the end of the month. We shall see what the body brings with my knowledge of how it responds in about 5 weeks time.

Chillen is going to be ChillShocked! And, loving it.........


Dont GIVE UP!.............KEEP COOKING AND TRUCKING ALL THE WAY!..............ITS IN ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET WITH IT!!!!!!!!!

Best wishes everyone,



Chillen
 
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August 4th, 2007; Thoughts for the day.

Full Awareness
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After ten years of apprenticeship, Tenno achieved the rank of Zen teacher. One rainy day, he went to visit the famous master Nan-in. When he walked in, the master greeted him with a question, "Did you leave your wooden clogs and umbrella on the porch?"

"Yes," Tenno replied.

"Tell me," the master continued, "did you place your umbrella to the left of your shoes, or to the right?"

Tenno did not know the answer, and realized that he had not yet attained full awareness. So he became Nan-in's apprentice and studied under him for ten more years.
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"Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I may not forget you."



Be aware of your surroundings. This means keep a watchful eye on your body and its associated stimulants you provide--and remember what you are doing to your body so you can make adjustments based on its feedback to you.......THIS IS REAL IMPORTANT FOLKS!

Let your MIND be Catalyst for your bodily results!--Chillen


ROCK ON!!!!!!!!
 
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