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FF how is going? Bro?


ROcken?
 
Work, doing things with the family, and my workout, took alot of time Yesterday. Apologize for missing the a chilllog post.

I will try to post later today.

Good to hear Jackie!


ROCK ON!
 
Chillen said:
“Hidden weights will set you free.”
sheepinwolf

What does this mean?
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uhh il take a shot at this one.
we can be burdening ourselves with our own mentalities and self conflicts, yet when we let free of our negative mindset, we are set free.

Chillen said:
Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.
Cardinal De Rets

Fantastic quote What is this implying to you?
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hmm im not sure about this one.
undetermined people do not take action until they realize they are at an ultimatum, or that they have a big problem?
 
August 10, 2007: Thoughts for day

I had a reather interesting thought today. I was examining TIME. So I decided to post one angle of thought on this.

"Aspects of Time"​
(By Chillen)

Can you control the aspect of time, though it will pay you no mind?

The Aspects:

>Carries no personal baggage
>Does not get angry
>Does not get depressed, stressed, or regressed
>Does not personally discriminate but does dominate

Aspects of time sets the standard by which all other aspects of discrimination and prejudice can measured against. It provides the true context of true measurement--though still being independent and unknowing.

>Does not fear but is always near
>Does not cry
>Does not love
>Completely independent but conclusively operational
>Does not hate
>Does not lie, cheat, steal, its always upfront and forthright, but never
personal
>Does not provide ITSELF any contents; its indifferent. Provides no contents
of time but is always in its prime
>No Conscious or subconscious:its completely clear
>Has no reflection perspective, observation, opinion, attitude, nor the ability
to perform such acts
>Always moving forward, it never stops and is independent to outside
sources providing constant association
>Has no sense of feeling
>Does not covet
>DOES NOT KILL
>Does not hurt, mame, or damage anyone
>It has no fault, outside source stimulation providing content history-is not
times fault, it stays independent of the context of the associated content.
>Time has no history, but mans attempt to measure it
>History is not the same as time: Content within time is history within times
consistancy


"What you do with diet and exercise is up to you, in the context you give to time,--as time will pay you no mind. But, given time with your context in mind, your mind will give time to your mind."
(Chillen)

WHO IS IN CONTROL OF TIME? YOU or TIME?
(Chillen)
(an isolated viewpoint to stimulant thought)
 
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August 10, 2007: Thought for the day

Time is the justice that examines all offenders.​
 William Shakespeare


Do you have context of time for your diet. Context of time for training? Or are you going to be an offender of time?

ROCK with Time and be the mother of Thyme and do not commit this Crime!
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Manage the Aspect of time with the correct context of content:

“Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't
own it, but you can use it. You can't keep
it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it
you can never get it back.”

Harvey MacKay
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Is TIME WRONG? Lets see if it is.

“The time is always right to do what is right.”
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Time has no mind. But you have a mind to give to time! ROCK THE HELL ON!

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“If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through.”
Chinese Proverbs

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You may delay, but time will not.”
Benjamin Franklin

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If there is anyone one person or a serious of persons that helps you in life, put these in proper perspective, and I found a quote for this:

“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”
Albert Schweitzer

Inner spirit delivers wings of multiple outward production.
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx
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For Jackie:

Jackie has the context of TIME, and is on a rappid CLIMB, and will reamain victimless of any personal CRIME, because she has suppressed any internal SUBLIME, and has all the TIME, to spend on her MIND, and will create her own PRIME LIME, and will tell Chillen he Rhymes worse than organized CRIME and full of SLIME all the TIME :)


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ROCK FORWARD!

I wish all of you the best each every day............

DONT GIVE UP


GIVE YOURSELF THE ASPECTS OF TIME...........ARE YOU IN CONTROL? This is the question to ponder.




Chillen
 
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August 10,2007: Thought for the day (2)

Come on!

WAKE UP THAT MIND.........BREATHE IN THE SURROUNDINGS.........

With CONSCIOUSLY AIDED INTELLECT!

Wisdom is your perspective on life, your sense of balance, your understanding of how the various parts and principles apply and relate to each other. It embraces judgment, discernment, comprehension. It is a gestalt or oneness, and integrated wholeness.”
Stephen R. Covey

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Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak.”
John Adams

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I try to keep a balance between conceptional or intellectual comprehension and emotional understanding.
Carsten Nicolai

(What does this mean to you.......(One thought is: sometimes we dont react to things based on your BRAINS, but rather impulse and/or emotion, when this disection occurs, bad things can happen dependent on the situation)
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As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
Henry David Thoreau

Henry David Thoreau, is one of my favorites. I have posted this before, but I am posting this again............BECAUSE THIS THOUGHT IS A MAJOR PLAYER IN YOUR PROGRESS AND SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
Henry David Thoreau

Henry ROCKS!

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Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?
Henry David Thoreau

He is STONED, I TELL YA!

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Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else.
Henry David Thoreau

The DUDE is smoking to much whackie tobaccie!

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Dreams are the touchstones of our character.
Henry David Thoreau

WTF!.........Come down will ya David...........Geesh......tripping...bad!

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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Henry David Thoreau

Holy CRAP! How true........He is drinking beer seeing things now......uh,,,, I WANT ONE!...
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Every man casts a shadow; not his body only, but his imperfectly mingled spirit. This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will, it falls opposite to the sun; short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see it?
Henry David Thoreau

Uh!........not at the moment........GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!! he has had 3 brewskies..........with the other........so.........I dont know


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Every people have gods to suit their circumstances.
Henry David Thoreau

SPEECHLESS................He is completely GONE!!!!!!!!!!! Fried CRISP>>

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Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams.
Henry David Thoreau

Seeing shadows, then friends...........uh, whatever.........LOL

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How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Henry David Thoreau

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However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
Henry David Thoreau

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I am sorry to think that you do not get a man's most effective criticism until you provoke him. Severe truth is expressed with some bitterness.
Henry David Thoreau

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I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.
Henry David Thoreau

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I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls.
Henry David Thoreau

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I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
Henry David Thoreau

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If a man constantly aspires is he not elevated?
Henry David Thoreau
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I could post for hours on this great Philosopher and my favorite. I did many a paper on him. I love how he takes nature and other things and applies it mentally to life.

ROCK ON!!

EVERYDAY

EACH DAY

NO FRICKEN RETREAT!



Best

Always,

Chillen
 
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After work, I worked on making a post that FF requested in the thread "How I approached my diet".

There will not be a post in the Chilllog until tomorrow or just after I finish up this request around work and training.

As always I wish you the best.


Chilln
 
FF I posted my response to your request.

The thread is called: Chillen: Weight Loss Intricate

ONE HAS TO BELIEVE! MASTER YOURSELF, this is the truest form and application of Wisdom!




Wish all of you the best!



Chillen
 
August 12th, 2007 Thoughts for the day

I wrote this for FF, and I also posted this to the weight loss section. And, I am posting it here for the viewers of the ChillLog.


Persons whom are successful in diet and training, have learned to control themselves effectively. If you don’t have this, you are only left with uncontrol. And, your results will mirror this uncontrol--Chillen

Some may not need an article like this. For those this article is not meant for you. This article then is for those who can obtain something of value and apply some of it in their personal journey. It may trigger a valued thought process for them.

This article contains a “synopsis” perspective I engrained and sustained in my mental framework throughout my diet and training journey. While it is not all conclusive in its content, it will give a beginner a different sort of look at certain things. I took the time to write this article at a request of a forum member. (FF, is a friend of mine, he requested the article)
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“You are Going to Have to Want it and Want it Bad”​

This is the “base want” that has to be available and woven into your mind like a wool blanket, and available to you at any given time, to keep your goal prime all the time along your journey. Without an intense mental application of “appropriate want” and its “associated byproducts” your path can end up broken.

Let me sum this up for you:

Many of the challenges we experience have to do with our failure to maintain concentration. A teenager struggles to recall their homework assignment, yet can sing flawlessly along with all the top ten songs.

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“Time Disparity”​

“Fat accumulation did not manifest itself overnight; therefore, Fat loss will likewise not occur overnight”
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“Sense of Time”​

“When you ate whenever and whatever you wished, and Fat gain occurred, the “Sense of Time” was different—you paid no mind. The “Sense of Time” gets reversed when you pay attention to losing the Fat accumulation—this time you do mind the time. The “Sense of Time”---seems different---but it really isn’t
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“The Audacity of Want”​

The same “Want Audacity” one applies to “not necessarily” caring about what they eat and how much they eat, is chronically reversed when paying mind to diet.

An example of the prior you: An act or instance of intrepidity or insolent heedlessness toward the diet and accompanying food.

The new you: The state or quality of being impudent or arrogantly self-confident to oneself toward their diet and the associated food items consumed.

However, the results and mental stimulations are different

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“Be Wise: The Body can Lie and Tell you the Truth”​
(“A Keen Mental Eye on Bodily Responses”)

Be wise, the body does not like to change from the atypical norm given it, and will give stipulations to this effect through mental and physical responses, but at the same time, is a very efficient and adaptive bodily mechanic.

For example: The body would like nothing more than to sit on the couch munching “Doritos” all day while watching television and gain weight. The body is in its “comfort zone”. But, then “mentally” you decide to change and set a mental path for this change—but, physically no change has occurred yet—Mental and Physical Separation has just occurred.

However, once you begin an outward action in furtherance of this mental change and this begins to effect and affect the body, physically (though diet and training stimulation), something rather extraordinary occurs—especially at the beginning. The separation of mind and physical body is now erased and become enjoined. Why? Because the biological changes stimulated by diet and training start to affect your brain and thus the various other mental aspects of “yourself”; the body just simply doesn’t like to change and is resisting.

Understanding this problematic, but essential and normal response is important. Some persons are really motivated until this essential factor begins to wear them down little by little. What one doesn’t realize is the reason for this response: The change has already begun—and the fruit from this effort is in fact a positive one to embrace.

This simple “change epidemic” is quite powerful at the beginning for good reason, and its one we will encounter throughout diet and training, at various intensity levels.

This shows how powerful the mind is in simplicity form. As time moves forward—this adjoined mental and physical composite continues its bi-lateral unity. However, some other changes occur in the journey.

If one gets past the “initial resistance” the body will show outward indications of adapting—this can be both positive and negative. The mind is still present and persistent with the path chosen for the body, so they’re still adjoined; however, what determines further unity enjoinment is the minds perception of the bodily response whether positive or negative.

Example #1: You just come off of two days of complete rest, and in your mind you gave the body enough recuperation time and rest. But, your bodily feeling is one of “laziness” or lack of energy (we are assuming diet is correct in this example).

Is this a lack of rest or just pure “laziness” on part of the physical body? This example flips back to the brain—to take charge of the situation. You are enjoining your mentality to a negative situation based on “Facts”—not feeling.

Example #2: Your still enjoined mentally and physically, but your body isn’t returning the fruits of this investment-quite like you expected. Again, the body only responds “favorably or unfavorably” based on the type of stimulants given. The body has no mind, and has no way of knowing if you are lifting “Bricks or “Rocks”, and therefore has no choice but to respond to the function of those “Bricks and Rocks”. In contrast, it’s the same with the diet—it still knows nothing—but uses what is ingested according to its design intention.

With this in mind, your mind is going to make or break you, and you can cause a separation of the mind and body if you are not careful. So who is at fault? The mind or the body? (assuming healthy individuals). Your body “knows didly-squat” , your mind is at fault.

Your body is only responding to the mental application you have provided: in and outside the diet and in and outside training sessions. Its responding to what you have allowed mentally. Thus, you need to adjust mentally to obtain a different outward bodily reaction. Your fruits will be determined on how you mentally respond.

If you look at the bodily response (whether negative or positive) as just that, “a response” this can change you. A bad response may not be the one you are looking for, but it can indicate something is “amuck” and something needs to be changed. And, this has to occur within your mind to allow the body to adapt and change.
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“Environmental Triggers”​

An Environmental Trigger is a Intricate and dynamic factor caused or assisted by ones’ personal environmental circumference experienced.

External Intricate and Dynamic Factors (short list) (The Triggers):

•Work: boss, co-workers
•Work environment
•Family, friends, children, spouse, strangers
•Family environment
•Casual: Shopping for groceries, shopping for other items, etc
•Food: the smell and looks of food, people eating
•Simply Driving
(just a few examples)

Internal (Trigger Response Sources) (a few):
•Psychological
•Emotional
•Social
•Unknown: An unexplained feeling you cannot “reasonably” connect to an outside Environmental Trigger.

Personal Application:

Exposing, separating, and then recognizing, the differences of personal “Strengths and Weaknesses” between “Environmental Triggers” and the “Trigger Response Sources”.

Having the conscious ability to recognize a weakness and being able to carry over an inner mental strength to suppress and/or control a weakness is key exercise to mental strength and endurance. And, the opposite is true: Sometimes a perceived strength can be a weakness. In this situation, you have mental psychic that is neutral—Independent and Secular Common Sense. Secular means: not connected, nor necessarily controlled. Common Sense means: Reasoning that is based on segregated impartialism and is not prejudiced toward any input that is provided whether internal or externally presented. It ways facts and circumstances to produce its opinion, and one wants this internal factor to be brutally honest.

Intuitive Instinct:

“Prevent and Protect against bad natured Impulses”.

Its first checking with your internal conscious before making an outward physical action when there are other sources in the body wanting a different covert act; Intuitive instinct is usually the subtle and reasonably correct advice and decision giver. Do more than listen to this, it often times will lead you correctly.

“Be able to separate self from the environment”

Like methodically peeling an orange and exposing its interlining fruit; so should our eyes peer meticulously into our environment and its inhabitants to seek personal power in its features. Likewise, let your sense of perception be untainted by slavery to one’s self and be open to breathe in the attributes of our immediate surroundings and your personal placement within it.
The inhabitants within our environment can be teachers to one’s self when the self is in recognition of the separation between one’s self–from the existence of certain virtues and the behavior of the inhabitants within society, and its governmental and/or business functions.

This type of recognition of separation, brings self awareness to one’s self and contributes to our connection with the environment (and its inhabitants), and provides the separation of the attributes of man and environment due to the freedom to evaluate the differences and similarities between them; this assists in the pursuit of wisdom due to learning about one’s self within the surrounding existence.

The truest apprehension of wisdom is learning to master yourself.-Chillen

“Fruit in versus Crap out”

You must have cognitive ability to allow in your mind what you want and weed out what you don’t want. This takes strong personal character.

Imprison your mind and you imprison yourself--Chillen
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“Support Instincts”​

Encircle yourself with appropriate support. Realize that not everyone will agree to the degree and/or nature of your goal or possibly understand it.
There will be times you will have to revert and/or retreat to be your own self supporter and you must have enough self awareness to allow this to happen. Create enough support that you require to get the job done. It doesn’t matter whether another disagrees with your approach, what does matter, is whether the support system in place works for you. No matter the type, how large, or how small. Realize that persons are going to have opinions and others will have opinion on these opinions. Filter it out, and pick a series of items that work for you. If one item or a serious of items fail to stimulate you, pick another. Find one that works for you-despite the nay speakers.
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“The Power of Choice”​

It is a conception, a simple personal value, and a universal truth, that exists and suggests that all actions and perceptions are of my choosing and are a result of free will. It is a catalyst for change.

It can elevate a person to heroic heights or hurl a person to desperate levels of despair.

Putting the Power of Want, Audacity of Want, Separation of Strengths and Weakness between the Environmental Triggers and Trigger Response Sources, Time Disparity, and Sense of Time, into the exclusive Power of Choice, can assist you in making a choice that is a favorable addition to your goal (s).

>Be aware of your choices.

>Analyze your choices. Once you become aware of making a decision, ask yourself, “Will this choice help me to succeed or hold me back?”

>Make your choice. After realizing whether the choice is helpful or harmful, make a decision for the best.

>Act on your choice.

>Multiply your choices, if applicable.
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The following quote (by someone else), I held true to my heart to the point it become a personal conviction:

“I will always remember that the true measure of individuals is the height of their ideals, the breadth of their compassion, the depth of their convictions, and the length of their patience.”

“I choose to stop robbing my future by being irresponsible.”

Written by,

Chillen
 
August 13th, 2007: Thoughts for the day

Food for thought:

If there was "One Size Fits All" for diet and training motivation, there would be only one book written. I could careless if people think me wierd. In there mind this may be true, but in my reality and my mind, I find this stupidly ingnorant and narrow minded. Its nearly laughable. But, this is okay, one is entitled to be like this.

I found this rather interesting web site: Weight Loss Psychology. Keep an open mind and browse through its various articles. There is alot of truth in what is being said.



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Different Perspectives on Dreams:

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.


Gloria Steinem:
Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.

James A. Froude:
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.

Jesse Jackson:
No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to flee and fly high. No government, no legislature, has a right to limit your dreams. You should never agree to surrender your dreams.

John Lennon:
Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will live as one.

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Mary Beth Danielson:
If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again.

Zadok Rabinowitz:
A person's dreams are an index to his greatness. (modified)

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.
Edward Kennedy

Let your dream devour your life not your life devour your dream.
(unknown)

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
George Bernard Shaw

The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle.
Anias Nin


Self-esteem must be earned! When you dare to dream, dare to follow that dream, dare to suffer through the pain, sacrifice, self-doubts, and friction from the world, you will genuinely impress yourself.
Dr. Laura Schlessi

Your hopes, dreams and aspirations are legitimate. They are trying to take you airborne, above the clouds, above the storms, if you only let them.
William James

In your heart, keep one still secret spot where dreams may go and be sheltered so they may thrive and grow.
Louise Driscoll

Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the action stems the dream again; and this inter-dependence produces the highest form of living.
Anias Nin

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There will always be dreams grander or humbler than your own, but there will never be a dream exactly like your own...for you are unique and more wondrous than you know!
Linda Staten

If you talk to your children, you can help them to keep their lives together. If you talk to them skillfully, you can help them to build future dreams.
Jim Rohn

Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don't have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it.
Greg Anderson

If your dreams turn to dust....vacuum.

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I had a dream, and it landed right here in my hand.
Robert Richard Toth

(what does this mean?)

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Just like there are ups and downs in weight loss and muscle gains, one also has ups and downs in motivation. If one is as keen in seeking to resolve the complications of weight loss and Muscle gaines, why not be as keen in learning a different application of motivation====it is there if one looks.
(Chillen)

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“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, the providence moves too. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents, meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamt would have come his way.”
William Hutchinson Murray
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The aspects of dreams can move and motivate you. Know the ingredients involved in dreams, and involve mind, hand, eye, and feet, coordination to produce this dream.
(Chillen)



ROCK ON EVERYONE!


I hope this day went well for you.

Keep rocken forward as always!



Best Always,


Chillen
 
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August 13th, 2007: Joke for today

The Burglar & Jesus


The Burglar and Jesus...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."



He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.



Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.



Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.



Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.



"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."



The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"



"Moses," replied the bird.



"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"



"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
 
August 13th, 2007 Joke for today

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the **** out of the dog
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Funny Names people use for farts:

Gravy Pants

Firing Scud Missiles

Turd Honking

Mud Duck

Panty Burps

Pant Stainers

Cut the Cheese

Trouser Cough

K-Fart

Crack Splitters

Turd Tooties

Anal Audio

Great Brown Cloud

Exercising the meat nozzle
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Duck Call:

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.

As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."

Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."

He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."

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Some funny real bumber strickers:

CAUTION: Your daughter might be on board

Hang up and drive!

Welcome to America ..... Now speak English

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people: Everybody, But Me."

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it

How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk

Horn broke watch for finger

I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Chicks dig my ride.

I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.

I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.

Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige.

I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.

Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going

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I decided to add some jokes in the mix today. I hope some of you had enjoyed them.


Have a GREAT DAY!



Chillen
 
Dont take these in any way personally (you guys should know that by now).

Here are some more jokes I found........
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It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
 
I hope you all had a good day, and enjoyed todays posts.

PB hope your enjoying your Vacation

Sparrow, glad to see you check the log once in a while!!!!

I didnt have a clue you did.

UH.........I am going have to Rhyme your name


Its coming in a bit..........But I have work to do first........



Best regards


Chillen
 
oh Lord. i have a lot of reading to do LOL.
i just got back from new york.
i havent been able to keep up with the chillog and now im nearly a page behind!
im happy to see how much progress you have made, chillman :D
i will definetly read the rest in the morning with an awesome breakfast.
its good to be back. home sweet home.
God bless, don
 
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