Ryan's Journal
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Good to see your shoulder is well.
I don't need a costume. I already look like a science experiment gone wrong.
I don't need a costume. I already look like a science experiment gone wrong.
You have the facial hair ready for werewolf conversion, just need bigger canines.
I imagine it was great.
I imagine it was great.
It was a great night. There were actors all over the place, including cannibal hillbillies and a lot of zombies. One of my friends organised for a group of us to go. Towards the end of the night, he said of one of the female zombies who was within arm's reach of him: "She'd be really cute if she wasn't undead." I was looking away at the time, but enjoyed filling in the blanks as this was immediately followed with him crying out: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!!!!" There were smoke machines everywhere, a couple massive fireballs going off every minute, demon cage dancers, footlong hotdogs, and a high density of girls in slutty [nurse/comic character/animal/insert trope here] costumes who totally overreact when attacked by chainsaw-wielding zombies. Oh, and yes, there actually was a chainsaw wielding zombie. I actually found the chainsaw-wielding zombie a whole lot less intimidating than the one who lunged at me with an electric knife.
Incidentally, being Movember, I shaved the following morning, and now end all sentences with "Guv'ner." Here's me now:
Incidentally, being Movember, I shaved the following morning, and now end all sentences with "Guv'ner." Here's me now:
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Some good training there old bean. Wife hates my facial hair so will not be doing Movemember. Age means that doing so would make me look like an untidy badger with areas of dark and grey.
Well trained like me. I tell people the visible hole in my forehead is a drill hole truth is its a thumb mark from the better half of course.
Been there on needing the facial hair. Mine was mostly slim physique which I was reliably informed gave me a nice set of feminine curves as a rear view, good encouragement to keep facial hair to avoid unwanted advances.
I have one of those photogenic faces that apparantly looks right in print but harsh in person. Softer features look nicer in person and not as good on paper so none of us get it all ways. Never been a particularly feminine face but when friends tell you the disapointed looks from guys seeing you turn around when not wearing a top was due to thinking you were female it doesn't feel like enough.
Might be worth asking jrahien or someone more local for advice on that shoulder. Get is sorted before it becomes something serious.
I always have at least three days worth of growth. I cannot be completely shaven. I look like a six foot five 15 year old, plus I buzz my hair, so the stubble helps make up for what isn't on my head. My wife happens to love it, so it's a win win.
I remember finding men with beards and no hair confusing as a child, made me think they had their head on upside down. Plenty of old bikers did it though, found it better than long hair under the lid.