Have You Ever (Game)...

HAHAHA, yeah. One time a bird pooped on me during a baseball game and I had bird shit on my catcher's helmet.

Have you ever eaten a Boston Market frozen dinner? (They're good)
 
Whats up with all the poo talk? Yall are starting to worry me and Chef why are you eating other peoples boogies?

Yes boston market meals are so good but really high in cals so I don't eat them anymore.

Have you ever gotten hurt trying to show off and played it off like it didn't hurt?
 
Yes broke a collar bone trying to show off in high school.

Have you ever thought you were having a heart attack?
 
No. But I have had several Panic Attacks... and they are horrible.

Have you ever gone to taken a fart, only to realize it wasn't a fart...
 
oooooh no no no no!!!! thats soooooo icky!!!! LOL


but speaking of panic attacks....

have you ever been out EATING & saw one of the ppl on your LIST of ppl who you really don't want to see you lookin pudgey!!!???

i did yesterday...still NOT over it.................:cry:
 
Yeah one time right after I had my second baby I was like 180 I ran into a guy at the grocery store at like 1am that I hadn't seen since I was 16 and weighed 105 yeah I tried to play it off but you could tell he was like wtf ewww. Cause yeah I looked like shit bad.

Have you ever forgoten tp pick someone up and blamed it on losing the keys when they called and asked where you were?
 
No

Have you ever given a compliment to someone that you just really don't get along with?
 
Good one... Not that I can remember! But I've had the same dream multiple times, like deja vu.

have you ever played a really good April fool's day joke on someone?
 
Yeah. This one time, I murdered this guy's girlfriend and stuffed her body in his closet. Then, I called the police and told them that he had killed his girlfriend and was trying to hide the body. The police showed up, arrested him and he was eventually sentenced him life in prison. Then, like 6 years later, I went to visit him in prison. He was still confused as to why he was there. He just went "Why am I here?". So, I said..."APRIL FOOOOOLS!!!"

Have you ever been caught peeing outside?
 
Yeah. This one time, I murdered this guy's girlfriend and stuffed her body in his closet. Then, I called the police and told them that he had killed his girlfriend and was trying to hide the body. The police showed up, arrested him and he was eventually sentenced him life in prison. Then, like 6 years later, I went to visit him in prison. He was still confused as to why he was there. He just went "Why am I here?". So, I said..."APRIL FOOOOOLS!!!"

Have you ever been caught peeing outside?

Ok first of all you scare me sometimes.

Well, yes many times. One time a cop was shining a flashlight on me as I peed...

Have you ever ate a bug as a bet?

EWww no I haven't but my brother has because well hes a freak lol.
Have you even been mopping and slipped in the water and busted ass hard?
 
Heck no. However, I HAVE stepped in the bucket. lol.

Have you ever jumped off anything tall when you were a kid so that you could pretend you were flying?
 
no but a drink has when someones made me laugh mid-swallowing...


have you ever thought that if a certain celeb/actor/singer whatever...met you...they'd just get that they SHOULD be with you :D

that didn't sound as stalkerish in my head as it looks typed out!! LOL
 
haha no...can't say that i have.

Have you ever went to untye a bag of bread and started twisting it one way just to realize you have to stop and untwist it the other?
 
Pssssh, only when I'm in the process of falling down. Other than that I don't give it a second thought.

Have you ever found you can spend hours on here and you arn't quite certain how the time goes by so fast?
 
Yesish.

Have you ever drank a bottle of pop or juice between work-outs instead of water..? (like I am right now) :blush5:
 
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