Have You Ever (Game)...

Yes just like good ole Joey off of Friends. All down the front....

Have you ever lost your sunglasses whilst boating?
 
I've never been boating, and I don't wear sunglasses - so, no. *lol*

Have you ever taken the milk out of the fridge, realised it had gone off, and instead of pouring it down the sink you just put it back in there?
 
Life_after_30 said:

Describe in one paragraph the environment your in right now.
Eg:
The room
The weather
The lighting etc etc
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I don't believe that's a "Have you ever" question, but uuuuuhhhhh...

I'm in my bedroom right now, watching Family Guy. I have two lamps in my room, but only one of them is turned on at the moment. It's not well lit, but it's light enough for me. It's almost a romantic, somewhat seductive ambiance. Outside, it's about 70 degrees and the sky is partly cloudy, but mostly clear. All in all, it's a beautiful evening. And, I'm going to pull down my pants later and have at myself, so that's going to be awesome.

Have you ever had a dog lick your mouth and gotten a little tongue in there?
 
"I don't believe that's a "Have you ever" question, but uuuuuhhhhh.." $hit - sorry .... :chillpill:


Dog tonguey's occur frequently at my place. I have 3 dogs and all of them have managed to slip one in every now and then when my guards down.

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Have you ever had a burp that tastes like something you've smelt before ?
 
Mmm, I like pills. Especially CHILL pills, NUM NUM NUM.

Umm...hmm, interesting question. I would have to say "yes", because there was this one time where I could've sworn that I could taste poop in my mouth, but I've never eaten poop. At least, that I know of. I mean, I could've had a little bit on my finger or something after wiping my...nose?

Have you ever colored in a coloring book, even knowing you were waaaaay too old to be doing so?
 
No, because you're NEVER too old to color in a coloring book!

Have you ever gotten a massage with a happy ending?
 
Hmmm.....LOL last massage I was like 16 maybe 17...so not legal, although legal here is 18....so a happy ending being that, she didn't molest me? Thank FREAKIN God!!! :hurray::willy_nilly: LOL other than it felt really good, and I purrred like a kitten. :jump:

Have you ever counted down the petals to a flower (he/she loves me, he/she loves me not?)?​
 
Yepp, my record is (to this day) 5 days and nights without sleep.

Have you ever farted and then blamed it on somebody else?

(Sorry, wanted some sort of deep, meaningful question, but this is all I could come up with before my first cup of coffee.)
 
No. I always take credit for my work. I mean, if I let one go and it's good - like REAL good - I want people to know it was mine. Yes, I'm THAT guy.

Have you ever read an entire novel in one sitting?
 
Yes. Any book by Stephen King gets read in one sitting, no matter what. Also read Michael Ende's 'Neverending Story', and also Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy....yeah, I read all three in one go. That was when I was still single....those were the good times! ;)

Have you ever lied about yourself online (about your age or appearance or something) and then ended up having to admit to it for some reason?
 
Nope. With those kind of things I tell it like it is.

Have you ever had dinner style food for breakfast and breakfast style food for dinner?
 
Yes, and I HATE it. I hate eating breakfast food for dinner.

Have you ever gotten a ticket while driving, even though you weren't doing anything wrong?
 
Yes. It wasn't all that.

Have you ever stripped for a partner (as in danced/stripped, not just dropped trou)?
 
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