Eric vs the Elusive Yeti.....new page, new routine

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I'll be getting back into the game Monday as well, my stuff is getting sorted out nice and neat now. Things are going much better for me now...a couple more days off will bring me back up on my feet strong and well.

Hey there Eric! What's up with your roommate? I wanna hear!

I considered this guy to be my best friend for a long looong time. But after living with him for 2 years I found out a lot of crap I should have known 10 years sooner:

-Owes me money and I always have to threaten him to get any back, and when I do get any back it is only a very small portion of it. Also owes money to a crap load of people...and he just doesn't care.
-Relies on others to damn much.
-Plays and treats women like total ****ing garbage...this one really really bothers me...the level of selfishness and disrespect he has for women is beyond me.
-Spews more bull**** out of his mouth more than a bulls ass.
-Is 25 but acts like 15.
-Has no will power.
-Is always putting himself into trouble...it's as if he WANTS to get in trouble all the time.
-Always got to tell him to lower computer speakers when going to bed. He also has the habit of making phones calls at 11PM when he could do them at 7PM instead...
-Eats my food, after I told him to eat his own.
-Is 3 months behind in rent...landlord understands my situation and doesn't bother me about it though.
-Can't keep jobs because he screws around too much.
-Went bankrupt for a ridiculously low amount of debts, years ago too.
-Thinks that there is this magical force following him around that is bent on making him have bad luck in life, he needs a reality check, life in Canada is absurdly easy compared to other places in the world.
-Is generally jealous and competitive with others.
-I would go on with the list...but I'm pretty sure you get the picture...he also seems to beleive his own bull**** sometimes.

It's too bad though, because there is only one thing he would need to fix all this **** and it's will power. He is smart enough to pursue any trade if he wanted to and he is awesome with computers. But - no will power.

When I move out, his apartment will consist of a mattress on the floor, a computer and a broken down car. He has nothing but these, the only decent thing he has in his life now, is the person who used to call him a best friend.

I can't help but feel like **** about the fact that I am moving out, even though I should...And I am ashamed to have allowed myself to be friends with him, I can barely endure his presence now.

Anyhow, tonight I get the news paper delivered which means I will find an apartment - I already know of 2 places I can move into. WOOOOOOT

After I move, I am celebrating.



Come on Tom, a 30-06 slug is barely enough to give a Yeti a laugh, it's like tickling them with a fork - it's more annoying than anything else :D
 
That c*nt sounds a right idiot Eric. Id knock the f**k outta him me.

I know a few people like that, low lives mate. Will be good for you when you move anyway. So good luck with it.
 
That c*nt sounds a right idiot Eric. Id knock the f**k outta him me.

I know a few people like that, low lives mate. Will be good for you when you move anyway. So good luck with it.

I'm on another forum moderated by a fabulous guy named "Tom" and there are no holds barred. You see that asterisk in the C word? You wouldn't need that on this particular strength forum.

Now, unbeknownst to a lot of people, the "C" word is used quite often in England, both in a derogatory fashion (as in "you're an f'ing c*nt") and a loving fashion. E.g., you c*nts wanna have a beer?" It's mostly used in a loving fashion ;)

Thought I'd just explain the ins and outs of the "C" word to everybody so they don't get their knickers in a knot :D
 
I'm on another forum moderated by a fabulous guy named "Tom" and there are no holds barred. You see that asterisk in the C word? You wouldn't need that on this particular strength forum.

Now, unbeknownst to a lot of people, the "C" word is used quite often in England, both in a derogatory fashion (as in "you're an f'ing c*nt") and a loving fashion. E.g., you c*nts wanna have a beer?" It's mostly used in a loving fashion ;)

Thought I'd just explain the ins and outs of the "C" word to everybody so they don't get their knickers in a knot :D

****ing a I need to move to England. you bunch of lousy ****s
 
Evening?

My dear, the evening would not be long enough for what this young male can accomplish.

Yes, I'm that good.

And no, you can't have me :D



:yelrotflmao:
 
Evening?

My dear, the evening would not be long enough for what this young male can accomplish.

Yes, I'm that good.

And no, you can't have me :D



:yelrotflmao:

Holding out on me, eh Eric? I can wait ;) We'll see who gives in first to temptation :drooling1::drooling1::drooling1:
 
LMAO at you 3.

Yea ILM your right, c*nt is widely used. I call everyone a c*nt :D

You all should move to england, constant partying, slags and well sh1t weather :)

I proper wanna go over to yank country though me. Always wanted to. F**k some american sluts. ;)
 
LMAO at you 3.

Yea ILM your right, c*nt is widely used. I call everyone a c*nt :D

You all should move to england, constant partying, slags and well sh1t weather :)

I proper wanna go over to yank country though me. Always wanted to. F**k some american sluts. ;)

You'll have better luck in Canada :D
 
You'll have better luck in Canada :D

Forgot you had a flappy head :D

Well i can always try canada, you know im game. Half of em wont even handle T ;)
 
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