Consistency. It's not a pizza topping.

I studied various versions of low carb diets---and--Keto objective diets, before I started my own last year.

Additionally, I studied a little bit on insulin sensitivity as we age, and learned that some older persons can have trouble stabilizing blood glucose because as the body ages, it "can" take MORE insulin (as compared to one healthy in youth) because of the aging molecular cell structure, and this sparked additional interest on studying various types of carbs and its effect on insulin.

In addition, carbs tend to carry water.

Therefore, with me being healthy, and aging biologically, I thought a slow and methodical carb decrease (with weight training and cardio at my side), I would respond rather well to sub 30g in carbs (while increasing protein and fats). I knew even IF I consumed a normal intake of water, I was going to lose water and become flat, but thought I would lose the difficult portion giving me a b@stard of a time to come off.

I lost 6 pounds in two weeks (a bit too much).However, I knew some of it was water, but the last portion came off (lower ab area), that wasn't working in a traditional deficit approach.

After this, I slowly increased my carbs, and lowered Protein and Fats to normal, I gained 4.3 pounds back within a week while the lower fat desposit stayed off. Most of this was water. From a mirror observation, I lost no known muscle at the time, and it worked wonders. However, I was running deficits AND low carbs at the time.

I got dizzy, headaches, light headedness, and fatigue. But, this didnt last long (about 4 days, lol, of pure friggen hell). My body does NOT like me lowering carbs and was letting me know all about my frigen decision I made. :)

But, I am the boss. I know best. So, it can shut the f@ck up!

Being "flat" can be experienced by som on low carb diets. Its a symptom.


Done babbling........LOL :)


Best wishes to you!


Chillen
 
I got dizzy, headaches, light headedness, and fatigue. But, this didnt last long (about 4 days, lol, of pure friggen hell). My body does NOT like me lowering carbs and was letting me know all about my frigen decision I made. :)

But, I am the boss. I know best. So, it can shut the f@ck up!

Chillen

Hahahaha, yeah buddy! :D Exactly. Whose house? Run's house! I said whose house!? :SaiyanSmilie_anim:

Thanks for sharing. :)
 
Hahahaha, yeah buddy! :D Exactly. Whose house? Run's house! I said whose house!? :SaiyanSmilie_anim:

Thanks for sharing. :)

The old "no pain, no gain" has validity dependent upon what "context" one puts this phrase in.

In my case, I react both negatively and favorably to a moderate restriction in carbs. But I first must suffer miserably, before, I get euphoric high and all wound up because I met my objective, that my body was pathetically whining about. Shut.........the.......f@ck.....up.....here is a tissue you "carb wanting crying babying ass!" :)

Only room for one "cry baby whiner" and since its my body,---->my mind is the boss and it can get friggen lost.

GET stoned on the brain being the boss! And ALL adversity gets lost!


Bes wishes to you, young man


Chillen
 
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07/08/08

Training

A1 One-legged Box Jump 24"x3x5, Box Jump ~33"x3x3
B1 Step-up 50x10x3
C1 RDL 145x10x2, 145x9
D1 130x15x4

Thoughts

One-legged box jumps are brutal. It was one leg the whole way, even the landing and the dismount. XD Ruhr.

I'mma run tomorrow. I'm really, really not supposed to, but no power in the verse can stop me, hahahahaha...I'll do it on the treadmill/track though. I'll decide when I try the treadmill, if I find it uncomfortable to run on I'll use the track.

My knee region should be fine now, and I don't want to throw away all that work I did to get where I am(/was? T_T). So, sticking with the plan to run Wed and Sun, even if it kills me and/or costs me 5 lbs of lean mass.

I'm really not worried about getting the muscle back when I'm done. :D
 
Oh and for the record, I am no longer recording the posture work, but I am doing it.

Just in case anyone even noticed or cared, unlikely as that is. :p
 
07/09/08

Training

Ran 5.3 miles in 51.5 minutes.

Thoughts

9:43 miles. Shattered my previous best by more than a minute per mile, running with a limp the whole way. And I was worried I was losing conditioning.

It appears however that I also shattered my knee. Had to hop down all 4 flights of stairs at the Y on one leg. Got some pretty weird looks. And the walk home took me 50% longer than it usually does because I was wincing and whimpering like a kicked dog the whole way home.

Also, just for clarification, running on the V Diet is kind of like putting Tiger Balm on your balls. Dumb, and painful. I'm looking forward to doing it again on Sunday.

I'm... really hungry. :D
 
argh, how did you hurt your knee? My knees are sketchy too.

It's been gimp since I started running. I just ignore it. I figure it's because I've gone from not being able to run a block to running 5 miles in like a month and a half. "That's how you get injured!" XD Also I put more weight on my right leg than my left.

Anyway, it doesn't stop me, or even slow me down, but it leaves me with a pronounced limp sometimes. Yesterday while I was running I discovered that if I counterbalance by leaning into my left leg, I can keep going way beyond the point where my right leg wants to give out (which in yesterday's case was like, lap 6 of 60). I'm fine now.

P.S. I <3 the Velocity Diet. It sucks balls, but it gets results, and that's enough for me. I'm down almost 7 lbs since the 1st. :D

P.P.S. Eminem - Till I Collapse is the perfect song to run to on repeat. Better than Aesop Rock, even. Dude in the song's like, "'Till my high burn out, 'till my bone pull out." And I'm all, "Yeah-yeah, son. TILL MY BONE PULL OUT!" But then I was like, "Oh, ****. I think it actually did.... I blame rap music."
 
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Vital Update

It occurs to me that I have yet to experience a single fish burp.

Is it just me or were all those other people on the V Diet a bunch of candy asses?
 
It occurs to me that I have yet to experience a single fish burp.

Is it just me or were all those other people on the V Diet a bunch of candy asses?


I've tried all different kind of fish oils.. some give you those fishy burps and some don't. You got lucky I would guess.

What type are you using?
 
I've tried all different kind of fish oils.. some give you those fishy burps and some don't. You got lucky I would guess.

What type are you using?

Enteric coated caps from trueprotein. As far as I can tell it checks out, and is less than 1/3 the price of the stuff I was using. That stuff didn't give me fish burps either, though, not even drinking the oil straight-up. I wonder if it's because they/you didn't take it with "food"?
 
-_-

My knee is full-on wrecked. Got about a block towards the gym before it decided today's not gonna happen.

I shouldn't have run yesterday. It was fun, but it was also a dumb, unnecessary risk that has now cost me rep upper day. I could push through it and go anyway, but that's how I got here in the first place. So, today I purposely miss a workout, which is something I find really hard to do. And tomorrow I may or may not do max lower, we'll see.

Running is out until further notice. Definitely until I'm done with this V Diet. Also gonna go easy on the laser tag, as that's not helping either. Bicycle, elliptical, and that sort of stuff (low impact) from now on. And not outdoors, either. At the Y. (As I suspect it was bicycling like a crazy person outside that trashed my right leg to begin with. It took a crushing hit when I bailed headfirst, haha - seriously, I heard the snap-crackle-pop. I think everyone within half a mile did.)

I actually used to be in quite the torrid love affair with the elliptical trainer, I'm quite looking forward to renewing that relationship. <3 :D
 
What? We have a NUT in a RUT?

One with "educated eyes" keep the mouth SHUT and becomes CUT.

This cry baby SMUT does not come out their BUTT.

And, they reach down in their GUT and pull out this friggen SMUT and put it in a MUTT'S BUTT.

And you know WHAT?

They lose their GUT by being a diet and fitness NUT!

Now, enjoy your personal throne with an unclogged BUTT and STRUT because you sit higher and mightier than "Jabba the Hut"

:yelrotflmao:


Nothing you cant handle with pure [FOCUS]

OH, and one more thing,

ROCK ON! :)


Chillen
 
Here I go again...

... Guys I think Chillen just called me a bitch ass nigga. XD

Anyway, 'bout to find out if my knee wants to work today. Since Chillen has destroyed my self-esteem, I figure the only way to get it back is to add a couple reps to my 205 squat.

Thunder! awaahawaaahawaaawaaahhhh. Also I totally destroyed my mp3 player, so I be kickin' it like Arny. Before all that stuff in Terminator. Except no keg.
 
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07/11/08

Training

A1 Full Squat 45x5, 65x5, 85x5, 105x5, 125x5, 145x5, 165x3, 185x3, 205x2
B1 Walking Lunges 45x12x3
C1 45 Deg Hyperextensions 20x12x2, 20x11
D1 Sprinter Sit-up 0x10x2
D2 (Max) Incline Sit-up 0x10, 0x7

Thoughts

Threw up during my second truncated plank (posture work). Guess that means I'm doing them right? Hahahahaha. On the carpet. XD

Oh, and, uh, it appears my leg is now 100% functional. Little tender at most. So what I've learned is that I am pretty close to invincible, provided I take a day off every couple weeks. :cool:

One more week at this weight for lunges to "absolutely perfect" the form (it started out wobbly as hell and is now pretty tight).

Since I'm way ahead of target on the NEPA, I've decided to chillax for the next couple days. Gonna play some Assassin's Creed - y'know, throw people off of buildings in the holy city and dive attack the only "witness" for no damn reason. Good times. May do some low-impact stuff tomorrow, or I may just eat a Baconator meal and call it a day. :D

Alright, then. Time to drink shake # 72. That's... not even halfway. Wooh wooh!
 
I fail at inactivity?

So my weekend off somehow turned into nonstop play time? Party, party, lasertag, wedding. I feel like I'm going to fall apart if I don't spend this entire Sunday just sitting in one spot. I only logged 4 hours of NEPA but it was honestly more like 12. Apparently Mormons party hard. Who knew.

Come the end of Sunday I will be halfway done this sadistic "diet". I'm sort of at the point where sometimes when I drink my shakes I feel like I'm going to vomit. But I'm also at 100% adherence. No surrender. :SaiyanSmilie_anim:
 
Broke my mp3 player a while ago

...stupid moving parts. I should've known better. Got a new, flash-based one, and it's bootiful. <3

I really didn't enjoy my two days without constant access to music, haha. Rebuilding and expanding my action playlists.

Also I decided to try some smooth textured fibre supplementation, with the orange flavor because that was all they had. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. We'll see on this next one. I just figured, though, that orange + chocolate = orange chocolate!? And there's almost no sugar in this stuff. Which is good. Carb intake is currently under 20g per day. With the other fibre it was 35'ish.

Can't waaaait to hit the weights tomorrow. I'm sooo restless. Planned a big hiking trip for next weekend. Wanna go for a bike ride today, but I'm really trying hard not to. May compromise with an hour or two of leisurely elliptical action... and taking the elevator instead of the stairs. :p
 
07/14/08

Training

A1 BB Bench 45x5, 65x5, 85x5, 105x5, 115x3, 125x3, 135x3, 145x?
B1 Assisted Chin-up -110x16, -110x15
C1 Cable Row 90x09, 80x12, 80x11, 80x09
C2 Face Pull 50x09, 40x12, 40x11, 40x10
D1 DB Shrug 130x15x3
D2 BB Curl 30x15x3

Thoughts

Well, to start, I'm pissed because I realized I totally forgot to do my max set. I cranked out a whole extra set on bb bench, plus the extra rep on the 135, and I did it like nothin'. I'm pretty sure I could've hit 145x3 had I not somehow skipped it entirely. Which would have completely destroyed last week's effort, like I seem to have on most of the other lifts.

Conclusion: Mandatory 2 days of full rest (no exercise except light walking) per week. Mandatory! That's why I was losing strength. And why I felt so damn strong today. No more of this 4 hours of NEPA a day ****. 1 hour of brisk walking or equivalent, or, better yet, one night of activity on the weekend, and other than that - total rest. Gonna see what this does for my strength gains... should make them shoot through the roof like they were before. But if my fat loss also decreases dramatically, well then. We shall see.
 
hewlo :]
 
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