Complete B.S Thread

[theGOOCH]

Apparently the Cincinnati area has some of the lowest reimbursements for docs in the country. A lot of docs have left because of it. This means the docs still here are so overbooked that an appointment is an all day affair. You might wait 2 hours past your appointment time to be seen. I just stopped going unless I think I might die.

I just had to cancel a dentist appointment this week and couldn't be scheduled again until April. I once tried to make a dermatologist appt. and they offered me one 6 months out.

 

[Typhon]

I had a 'bloody' incident on saturday night....

Anyone want to take a guess?

Have you been hanging around outside school discos again?

 

[Big_Idiot]

Nope.....it involved a girl (big clue)

 

[Typhon]

Nope.....it involved a girl (big clue)

Lol, think about what I said, I think I got it right

 

[Big_Idiot]

Have you been hanging around outside school discos again?

Ahhhh, now i get ya. You could say that yea. But dont go as far as saying school (that makes me look bad) she was 17

 

[Karky]

oh ****, Tom, not while she was on her period! Djeeses, I told you not to do that.
Now don't ever go riding the firetruck* again, nomatter how cool it sounds!

edit:
Either that or she was a virgin

*Riding the firetruck is a phrase I directly translated from Norwegian. Since the firetruck is red and the other thing is.. well, red, the phrase "Riding the/a firetruck" refers to having sex with a woman while she is on her period.
I don't know if you have the same phrase

 

[Typhon]

I thought he meant she was a virgin, which is why I said he'd been hanging around the school yard again

 

[Big_Idiot]

oh ****, Tom, not while she was on her period! Djeeses, I told you not to do that.
Now don't ever go riding the firetruck* again, nomatter how cool it sounds!

edit:
Either that or she was a virgin

*Riding the firetruck is a phrase I directly translated from Norwegian. Since the firetruck is red and the other thing is.. well, red, the phrase "Riding the/a firetruck" refers to having sex with a woman while she is on her period.
I don't know if you have the same phrase

Kark she wasnt even on mate, i just dont think she could handle cock...

Made me feel like i was king hehe

 

[Karky]

so what did you do? finger action? or are you saying you killed some poor inocent girl?

 

[Big_Idiot]

and C i was the 4th person she'd been with, n she had a bf aswell. Hehe...i love it

 

[Big_Idiot]

so what did you do? finger action? or are you saying you killed some poor inocent girl?

Ok basically, i went to my mates house party, f*cked this 17 year old and she bled all over me. She was crying and the lot....poor girl

 

[Karky]

you fingered someone who had a bf from before? dude, bad move, that only causes drama.

 

[Big_Idiot]

you fingered someone who had a bf from before? dude, bad move, that only causes drama.

Lol there was no finger action involved!

 

[goergen1]

you guys might be on the way to getting this thread locked.

WAY before we reach the goal.

I am just saying.

 

[Typhon]

and C i was the 4th person she'd been with, n she had a bf aswell. Hehe...i love it

4th person that night?!?

 

[Typhon]

you guys might be on the way to getting this thread locked.

WAY before we reach the goal.

I am just saying.

G, I'm virtually married, I need to get my excitement through the sexual conquests of slutty single people, don't deny me that

 

[Big_Idiot]

4th person that night?!?

No lol, in her life.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Well, i bet youve been there and done it all havnt you C lad. Those good times

 

[Typhon]

No lol, in her life.

Thank f*** for that

Well, i bet youve been there and done it all havnt you C lad. Those good times

I once had a girl that bled so bad I had to throw away the matress

I've now been with her for 8 years this month

 

[Big_Idiot]

Thank f*** for that



I once had a girl that bled so bad I had to throw away the matress

I've now been with her for 8 years this month

Haha nice one. I thought you was already married, You planning on it?