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BigTomW said:
Does that mean for example she cuts herself she will bleed longer etc etc

Hope its all ok anyway man..
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. The reason the doctors are concerned is that they don't know why it's happening. It could just be the pregnancy but it can also be a sign of things like cancer so they're keeping a close eye on her.

She has this thing called Gilberts syndrom which affects the liver so yesterday they took some blood to test to see if her liver is functioning properly
 
That's ****ty, CCR. Hope everything works out.


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On a good note, I dont have to work today which is great because I can spend time with my son. I seen him about 10 minutes yesterday between work and then class.
 
CCR said:
I had to go to the hospital with my girlfriend, her blood platelet count is low and is still dropping. The consultant thinks it's nothing to worry about though
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Let us know how it turns out. I hope its nothing to worry about too.

Wish you and your girlfriend the best.


Chillen
 
A man passes a house with a little red light burning in front, so he steps inside. There's nothing in sight, and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with 2 doors, one reading "Over 35" and the other, “Under 35″.

He decides to be truthful and enter the door that says "Over 35". He finds himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches".

Honest again, he goes through the “Under 8 inches” door and discovers yet another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night".

Still wanting to tell no lie, he enters the door marked "Once a night"... and finds himself back on the street, outside.
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Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed.

[Shamelessly stolen from jokeway.com]
 
That reminds me of this post by Kliplemet on T-Nation

"Ghana Girl hates snoop dogg because he has no respect for pussy

Ghana Girl loves akon because he has a nice voice

Akon ****s any woman he sees

Ghana girl is unaware, she only knows his songs

being a perfect man is all about keeping the woman in question ignorant about ur imperfections, then u'll be PERFECT"

That's a classic, and so true :D
 
QUESTION:
Which bear would win out of a Black Bear and a Polar Bear?

FACT:
It depends greatly on the habitat in which the fight is commenced, as both bears will have better camuflation in their own environment.
 
Bears Is Serious Business!1!!1!

Dude, a polar bear is 2-4 times the size of a black bear (depending on whether we're talking about an American black bear or the Asiatic variety). Doesn't ****in' matter who sees who coming first. Bears aren't shinobi. Polar bear would beat that ass.

But the environment does matter. A polar bear would overheat and die well before the fight ever started if brought to the black bear's territory, and a black bear wouldn't last more than a few minutes in the polar bear's preferred climate.

Edit: Now if you had said a grizzly or a kodiak versus a polar bear...

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I know. Hence the title of the post.

Just felt like taking it out of context for my further amusement. Sort of playing the part of, uhh, what was his name... Andy Bernard (from The Office).

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sorry :p I didn't see the title :p
 
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