Complete B.S Thread

anyone who wants to talk dirty PM me.
 
I dont know if ill ever get married. All seems a bit too OTT to me. But thats just me, 90% of people will disagree with that. If she really wanted to, suppose i would.
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I'm trying to think what exactly marriage does to a couple...

Is it just me or does it just complicate the relationship?

Do we really need some huge and flashy ceremony to feel like we are united and together?

I mean...really?

Or is it because everyone else is doing it that we feel like we must do it as well?

Or is it because jeebus said so?

Ugh...after watching my mom and dad ruin their lives and getting a divorce and watching 90% of others I know go through it, I've come to the conclusion that marriage exists only to give purpose to divorce.

If I we're insanely in love and capable of trusting my companion with my life - maybe I would, just to bring it to another level - but really...what the ****, it's a legally binding contract for **** sakes.

People who have been married their whole lives without going through divorce should get, like, a cookie or something.

I know what it is! ****ing love! Makes you do the stupidest **** ever! That's gotta be it!@!!!@!!@#!@#@$$@#$$@%

:yelrotflmao:
 
Wish us northern lads were passionate & romantic and all that sh1t, half of the lasses would slap you if you tried any romantic sh1t around here LOL
 
BigTomW said:
Wish us northern lads were passionate & romantic and all that sh1t, half of the lasses would slap you if you tried any romantic sh1t around here LOL
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I lived in Manchester for a short time and that it is definitely not my experience :yelrotflmao:

But that's just a side note, right now I owe i_love_muscle a song ;)
 
Kutusov said:
I lived in Manchester for a short time and that it is definitely not my experience :yelrotflmao:

But that's just a side note, right now I owe i_love_muscle a song ;)
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That`s cause Toms a big ugly bruiser,who`s idea of wining and dining a girl is to feed them a chippy supper,a six pack of Stella and a morning after pill:xmas:
 
i_love_muscle said:
OK, Kutusov ... take me. I'm all yours :luxlove:
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Come fly with me, lets fly lets fly away
If you can use, some exotic booze
Theres a bar in far bombay
Come fly with me, well fly well fly away

Come fly with me, lets float down to peru
In lama land, theres a one man band
And hell toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, well float down in the blue

Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied
Well just glide, starry eyed
Once I get you up there, Ill be holding you so near
You may here, angels cheer - because were together

Weather wise its such a lovely day
You just say the words, and well beat the birds
Down to acapulco bay
Its perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, well fly well fly away

(It's Frank Sinatra BTW)
 
I knew the song right away, Kutusov ;)

I'm melting here ... I'm totally melting. You'd better come and get me before I do something stupid, like fly to Portugal and roam the streets like a homeless person yelling out "Kutusov! Kutusov! Where are you? Come fly with me!"

I don't even know where you live in Portugal. It could take me months to find you :D
 
i_love_muscle said:
I knew the song right away, Kutusov ;)

I'm melting here ... I'm totally melting. You'd better come and get me before I do something stupid, like fly to Portugal and roam the streets like a homeless person yelling out "Kutusov! Kutusov! Where are you? Come fly with me!"

I don't even know where you live in Portugal. It could take me months to find you :D
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I probably would sooner fly to Canada myself (and would try really hard not to come back lol).

I'm from Porto, it's the second largest city but a lot smaller than Lisbon. It's up north, by the sea. Not that I see it, when I look I only see you on the other end of the ocean... :luxlove:
 
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