Complete B.S Thread

I`m changing careers,i`ve had enough of breaking my back running up and down ladders all day.

I`m training to become a bookie...

Just thought i`d share that with you guys:animal3:
 
About breaking your back on the job....



PS: read the video info
 
Yeah shes got a great body ....but her face, it`s just plug ugly

She's OK now, but obviously not as gorgeous as she was back in the early seasons of Friends

But the body though, that's still stunning, I love the early seasons of Friends as the producers obviously made her get her nipples erect for most scenes (or had her wear false ones).
 
This is my last day in the office until January; although the way business is going it could be my last day in this office ever

Still, US interest rates down to 0! Lucky ****ers
 
Luckily iv got my job, apart from taking a sh1tty 10% paycut, but id rather that than have no job. And lucky f**ker for breaking up today! Iv still got this week to go!

Dont go back till the 6th though ;)
 
10% pay cut!! Is that a company-wide deal?

I imagine your industry is pretty screwed right now. I work in advertising and we're pretty ****ed too as advertising is often the first thing cut from budgets
 
10% pay cut!! Is that a company-wide deal?

I imagine your industry is pretty screwed right now. I work in advertising and we're pretty ****ed too as advertising is often the first thing cut from budgets

Yea the whole company, our Leeds office has loads of work but its Nottingham, Birmingham and the others that arent doing so well. And yea its so hard to get a job now in this indusrty. I feel sorry for contract staff.

Have you not a garunteed job then after christmas?
 
Nothing's ever guaranteed and we're not doing so well right now. We do have a lot of European clients though and business there is good as Sterling is so **** right now; we're sending off proposals and companies aren't even negotiating as a 5% annual increase for us is about a 30% drop for them once the exchange rate is factored in.
 
Yeah i`ve seen this ...it`s a crock of sh1t:xmas:

I do`nt think it would scare Tom away though.

Perhaps. But I still think Tom does have some standards ... :D

Always did. It isn't good for anybody except the big CEOs.

And the thing about the boob calendar... I sure would like a present like that but au natural...

You mean you want a different woman to show up naked on your doorstep on the first of each month? :p

Is Portugal warm throughout the year?
 
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