The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem. ~Chris Adams
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble
The Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
Just wanted to provide some midweek humor & hopefully inspiration! Hope everyone is doing great & reaching those goals!