about2loseit
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I think that if you are going to be charging admission that the entertainment should get a cut...I charge very reasonable rates and accept all manner of payment...
*ahem* Why else would I have suggested it? For real - I have a wedding to pay for. lol
I will have to throw the scale out the window where it may hit someone on the head and then I will get sued, and I can't represent myself since I only do matrimonial law, i'll go to jail...blah blah blah...you get the point
Defense litigation here! We'll take you!!
Hey, how come I don't get whips and handcuffs???? Was it something I said???
*walks off scratching my head in search of my own whip and handcuffs*
No, no, no! It's much better to be the dominant one. *sigh* But if you insist . . . I'll lend you mine.