Internet or Sex?

[BikeSwimLaugh]

im still a virgin lol

The day you change your screen-name to ProteinMAN.....we'll know what's up!!! :food:


Don't fret, my status didn't change until I was 21......yeah, turns out being really over-weight doesn't get you very far with attractive woman and I didn't want to settle for, well, the kind of woman I'd appropriately be matched/compatible with. Out here in L.A. it seems like there are 10 woman for every 1 guy, so the odds are pretty much better ANYWHERE else!!!!!

You know how you could tell if an attractive woman was from out-of-town? SHE'D TALK TO YA!

As a general rule, life can be cruel.....

 

[Big_Idiot]

im still a virgin lol

I suggest you change one of your short terms goals

 

[Kraken]

The day you change your screen-name to ProteinMAN.....we'll know what's up!!! :food:


Don't fret, my status didn't change until I was 21......yeah, turns out being really over-weight doesn't get you very far with attractive woman and I didn't want to settle for, well, the kind of woman I'd appropriately be matched/compatible with. Out here in L.A. it seems like there are 10 woman for every 1 guy, so the odds are pretty much better ANYWHERE else!!!!!

You know how you could tell if an attractive woman was from out-of-town? SHE'D TALK TO YA!

As a general rule, life can be cruel.....

12!!!!!???? you ****in prude. LOL

 

[i_love_muscle]

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. And I picked the worst guy on the planet to do it, because it was AWFUL. All I kept thinking was "Is that it? That's all there is to this sex thing? What a huge disappointment."

Things did get better with the next BF, though

 

[Kraken]

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. And I picked the worst guy on the planet to do it, because it was AWFUL. All I kept thinking was "Is that it? That's all there is to this sex thing? What a huge disappointment."

Things did get better with the next BF, though

sorry baby can I get another chance?

 

[i_love_muscle]

That depends. Will you jizz in your pants, or will you actually jizz in me?

 

[Kraken]

That depends. Will you jizz in your pants, or will you actually jizz in me?

well the first one might happen before I get my pants off but 10 mins after that I'll be good to go.

 

[i_love_muscle]

Oh, well, in that case, let's meet tonight after work. I might be a little late, the roads are really crappy, but just keep jerking off until I get there. The more times you come, the higher the chances are that we will be able to prolong the session to 15 minutes

 

[Kraken]

Oh, well, in that case, let's meet tonight after work. I might be a little late, the roads are really crappy, but just keep jerking off until I get there. The more times you come, the higher the chances are that we will be able to prolong the session to 15 minutes

15 minutes is a stretch.

 

[i_love_muscle]

It is for me, too. Let's just work with what we've got going on and call it a day

 

[Kraken]

It is for me, too. Let's just work with what we've got going on and call it a day

It'll be the most magical 17 seconds of your life.

 

[i_love_muscle]

The thought of those 17 seconds has tickled my senses in ways that transcend reality

 

[Big_Idiot]

Sh1t whats wrong with you people over the Atlantic

I was 14 when i lost mine, had a gf then for 2 n half years. Didnt f**k my next girl till i was 17! Thats when i started f**king anything that walks.

 

[Kraken]

Sh1t whats wrong with you people over the Atlantic

I was 14 when i lost mine, had a gf then for 2 n half years. Didnt f**k my next girl till i was 17! Thats when i started f**king anything that walks.

Hey now blanket statements aren't fair. I did not live in close proximity to a farm so I did not have the oppurtunities like you did.

 

[i_love_muscle]

Sh1t whats wrong with you people over the Atlantic

I was 14 when i lost mine, had a gf then for 2 n half years. Didnt f**k my next girl till i was 17! Thats when i started f**king anything that walks.

I had delayed puberty

 

[Big_Idiot]

Hey now blanket statements aren't fair. I did not live in close proximity to a farm so I did not have the oppurtunities like you did.

LMAO f**king hell that made me laugh.

And ILM, any excuse. I bet your were 13 really, your just trying to appear a good girl

 

[i_love_muscle]

I wish ... I did have late onset puberty ... and I was too busy in gymnastics to have a BF anyway. I didn't even know what it was when I was 13. I was so naive and stupid. Really, I was.

But I can still make up for lost time, right?

 

[Big_Idiot]

I wish ... I did have late onset puberty ... and I was too busy in gymnastics to have a BF anyway. I didn't even know what it was when I was 13. I was so naive and stupid. Really, I was.

But I can still make up for lost time, right?

Definately

At my school, it was more peer pressure to have sex. If you were a male virgin past the age of 16, you'd most likely get ripped apart (made fun of) LOL

 

[i_love_muscle]

That was my only saving grace. I went to gymnastics school in Germany ... nobody gave a sh!t who was screwing who, or whether anybody was even having sex. It just wasn't an issue.

 

[Kraken]

I saved myself for marriage.