Internet or Sex?

How Many Times a Month do you Have Sex?

  • Never

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Once a month

    Votes: 2 4.3%
  • Twice a month

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3-5 times a month

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • 6-10 times a month

    Votes: 10 21.7%
  • 11-20 times a month

    Votes: 13 28.3%
  • I'm a Machine and Have It Every Day

    Votes: 4 8.7%

  • Total voters
    46
Internet would go in a flash, mind you we are pretty funky and she has a larger sex drive than I do. Mine is pretty big haha
 
Internet would go in a flash, mind you we are pretty funky and she has a larger sex drive than I do. Mine is pretty big haha

Lucky f**ker ;)
 
My girlfriend is typically a few thousand miles away from me at school, but during that time our massive sex drive just builds up to be unleashed later. All in all, when averaged out I'm probably in the machine category
 
Internet over sex?

I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T over S-E-X?

What the ****.

Some women need to tell their men to go harder and faster, or something...

Silly, silly women.

:)
 
On this subject; my fiance will be coming home tomorrow for his two week Christmas break - and you can bet I'm probably not going to be online for the next two weeks ;) Heehee. See y'all after the holidays! :D
 
On this subject; my fiance will be coming home tomorrow for his two week Christmas break - and you can bet I'm probably not going to be online for the next two weeks ;) Heehee. See y'all after the holidays! :D

As soon as I read the first few words, I thought "RP won't be online during the Xmas holidays" :D

Enjoy yourself! You've waited long enough :)

Have a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, girl!!!
 
On this subject; my fiance will be coming home tomorrow for his two week Christmas break - and you can bet I'm probably not going to be online for the next two weeks ;) Heehee. See y'all after the holidays! :D

And so the chronicals of Red Panda and her exquisite comparison to that of an off-shore oil-drilling platform commence.

Sex is great, but sometimes it can take forever if you have a dial-up connection. -Chillen March 23,2006 thread#457898, post 27

:D
 
Most definitely the Internet.
I've been married almost 12 years and frequent, awesome dirty sex has been one of the reasons our relationship is solid...won't give that up
 
I think people are forgetting that it's for only 2 weeks :p come on people, two weeks without the forum? I'd be dead. two weeks without knowing what's on the telly, without knowing what's going on in the world..
 
I think people are forgetting that it's for only 2 weeks :p come on people, two weeks without the forum? I'd be dead. two weeks without knowing what's on the telly, without knowing what's going on in the world..

Well, if you have a DVR, you can record what's on tv. Also, you can get your current events the way they did in the old days by reading a newspaper or listening to the radio. I can't help you with the forum though. ;)
 
Well, if you have a DVR, you can record what's on tv. Also, you can get your current events the way they did in the old days by reading a newspaper or listening to the radio. I can't help you with the forum though. ;)

Without the internet I would die alone, I'm not kidding :p Last time my internet got disconnected, I had to be hospitalized.
 
It would be a favor to me if I was put into a decision like this and gave up the Internet. I mean, do I really need to know of give a **** that some guy threw his shoes at Bush? Do I need to know that Opera is big again? **** the Internet. I want sex.
 
It would be a favor to me if I was put into a decision like this and gave up the Internet. I mean, do I really need to know of give a **** that some guy threw his shoes at Bush? Do I need to know that Opera is big again? **** the Internet. I want sex.

you don't use the internet much, do you? :p
 
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