Internet or Sex?

[Kraken]

Hahaha, damn man, what did you do to your wife?

married her. LOL

 

[Karky]

married her. LOL

And I present: Kraken's tactical error number 1

 

[cbolding]

ha ha, ya'll are hilarious. yes, im from texas. i voted never because im single which feels like forever!!

 

[Kraken]

hahahaha Karky's banned.

 

[Hoss]

hahahaha Karky's banned.

Bwahahaha!

 

[i_love_muscle]

My internet is down at home and I still don't get laid.

Kraken, your life sucks serious ass. Since the chances of you getting laid in your marriage is about the same as a snowball's chance in hell ... you need to get connected again so you can download some porn. Maybe you can invite some other married men so you can have a circle jerk

 

[i_love_muscle]

Bwahahaha!

Yeah, what happened? Karky's been stripped of his mancard and he's banned?

All that does is bring out the caring, maternal instincts of women ... Translation: I want to give Karky a full body massage

 

[Kraken]

Kraken, your life sucks serious ass. Since the chances of you getting laid in your marriage is about the same as a snowball's chance in hell ... you need to get connected again so you can download some porn. Maybe you can invite some other married men so you can have a circle jerk

oooo a circle jerk. sweet.

wheres my towel boy? aka BigTowelW

 

[i_love_muscle]

Looks like Tom is MIA right now ... figures. He's never around when you need him

 

[Kraken]

dammit I need a new towel boy.



Eric? BSL?

 

[BikeSwimLaugh]

BSL, i want sex with you.

Hey....it's great. I have sex with me all the time.

Sometimes my wife participates, but she usually just goofs it all up and you find yourself asking "What IS that smell?" :confused4:

 

[i_love_muscle]

Eric isn't online. Evo is, though

Although I'd rather have Evo as an active participant than a towel boy ...

 

[Kraken]

The worlds shortest fairy tale fits in with this thread.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[BikeSwimLaugh]

Set against the backdrop of pre world-war Hawaii where the tropical breeze blows a warm moist air.....it sounds like pure bliss.

Thank you Kraken for bring a tear of joy to my day...

 

[MarkMyWords]

you don't use the internet much, do you?

You don't get laid much, do you?

married her. LOL

Hahaha, good answer.

The worlds shortest fairy tale fits in with this thread.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Hahaha, man what a great laugh.

 

[NBS 4life]

This thread is like a good book.

 

[BikeSwimLaugh]

This thread is like a good book.

Yeah, with Tom providing the pop-out's!

 

[Karky]

You don't get laid much, do you?



Hahaha, good answer.



Hahaha, man what a great laugh.

I'm on the internet every day, I only get laid in the weekends. I could skip two weekends of getting laid so I could have something to do all the other days

 

[Big_Idiot]

Gotta admitt though, i do f**king love the internet.

But sex with Karky was the best thing thats happened to me.

 

[Proteinboy]

im still a virgin lol