Have You Ever (Game)...

Not there, but out of the Locker room in highschool, thank goodness I was only at the door, forgot my kilt. LOL

Have you ever been with your partner (say opposite sex of you) & had the same sex hit on/flirt with you, and you liked it?
 
Yes until the liked it part, then no. But then I don't "like" guys hitting on me under any circumstances. Quotes are because I am always flattered (and who doesn't like to be informed they are desirable amirite?) but because I don't like it in a "tingling in your bulbous nether regions" sort of way.

Have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane while in flight?
 
No, but I sleep walk - or so I'm told.

Have you ever bitten off more than you could chew...literally? I'm talking about food.
 
Yes, but not intentionally.

Have you ever burned the roof of your mouth eating pizza? (Burned as it, it developed a blister after, not just ouch-that's-hot.)
 
Yes, and it bugs the hell out of me when I do it because you notice it while it's healing and it feels funny, and tastes funny. :(

Have you ever gotten an e-mail address or phone number from someone who thought you were trying to pick them up, and you weren't trying to do so at all?
 
HAHAHAHA, yeah...at a Bruce Springsteen concert. The girl who was sitting next to me was 20 years old at the time (I was 22 or so), so, I offered to get her beer when I made my beer runs if she gave me money. She was cute and all, but I wasn't interested in making anything happen. But, at the end of the night, she gave me a piece of paper with her e-mail and her screenname for AIM on it. I was like, "UHHHHH...thanks?" Yeah, I neeeeever tried to contact her...ever.

Have you ever wondered if I'm really a 15 year old boy who just makes this stuff up? HE HE HE!!!
 
Nope, I was guessing 13 at the oldest. :p

Have you ever answered the door in a towel so the mailman/UPS/FedEx person wouldn't leave without giving you your stuff?
 
Yepp.

Have you ever found a really big, nasty bruise on your body and could not for the life of you remember where it came from?
 
Do meathead drinking contests count? No? Umm, then...no, I don't think so. WAIT...unless I count baseball tournaments that my team has won.

Have you ever chugged so much water at once that it actually made your bladder hurt?
 
SIGH, yeeeees.

Have you ever had someone purposely spill a beer inside one of your shirt pockets, but not to be an ass...to be "funny"?
 
No.

Have you ever been to a strip club or "gentlemen's club"?
 
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