Have You Ever (Game)...

Yes

Have you ever gotten a bright red pimple right on the end of your nose?
 
Yes, multiple times. Chefs have dirty mouths...and weiners. Dirty, dirty weiners.

Have you ever purposely stood outside in a rain storm, just to get rained on?
 
*lol*

Yepp, plenty of times. Love it. I'm weird, I know. I go out in storms as well.

Have you ever seen lightning strike something close to you?
 
Yes (pop machine)

Have you ever put Mayonnaise in your hair to strengthen & soften it?
 
No, I don't pray.

Have you ever faked an illness so you wouldn't have to go to school/work, and then ended up REALLY ill?
 
Behind glass, in a zoo, yes. In the wild, no.

Have you ever gotten into a car that was parked in the sun, and burned your backside because the seat was so hot?
 
Yeah, but it was already kind of dying. My girlfriend (at the time) and I were going to dinner and I saw a squirrel in the road. It had already been hit, but it hadn't died yet. So, I was being all jokish and started swerving my car like a jackass, screaming like a girl, acting like I was all scared about the squirrel in the road...you know, trying to be funny and make girlfriend laugh. But, while I was doing that, I actually RAN IT OVER AGAIN by accident. My girlfriend got all mad at me for killing it, so, needless to say, my weiner was mighty lonely that night.

Have you ever listened to one of my stories and thought to yourself, "God, I hate your life a lot, Chef. Like, A LOT a lot."...???
 
No.

(I have, however, hit both a moose and a deer. I live in central BC - lots of both of those around)

Have you ever set yourself on fire?
 
No.

Have you ever had to confess something in front of a group of people?
 
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