Have You Ever (Game)...

No, but had it done to me. Ended on my backside and broke my back. Took me nearly 6 months to be able to walk properly again, so I don't really see the humour in anything like it. :(

Have you ever loved somebody so much that it turned into total hatred when you realised they didn't love you back?
 
Yup that explains the situation with my father.

Have you ever had a bird flying over you crap on you?
 
HAHAHAHA, eh, kinda...yeah. But, I've always said I look like a morbidly obese penguin, so it's natural for me to waddle.

Have you ever met a celebrity?
 
No

Have you ever driven through a humungous puddle and ended up splashing a pedestrian? :reddevil:
 
yah and kids constantly got me in trouble and the little girl had a thing about calling me fat. but hey...80$ a nite...i tolerated it best i could. obnoxious annoying brats.

Have you ever gone fishing?
 
As a chef, I butcher all types of animals. MMMMMM...oh my God, I'm a KILLER!!!

Have you ever held in a pee so bad that it actually hurt?
 
yup n god its like an orgasm when u finally piss.

Have u ever measured ur thigh n gotten a number higher than 27inches and thought "omg...i cant believe someone would be that size..my thighs HUGE!!!"?
 
Nope. At least not after I was about a year old. *lol*

Have you ever pretended to be pregnant (or injured for the guys) just to get a seat on a bus / train?
 
Nope

Have you ever grabbed a can of pop/beer you just opened and went to take a drink out of it, and accidently grab an old flat can of pop and take a swig out of it.
 
Yes, and what was worse was that it had a cig. butt in it.:puke:

This one is for the guys.
Have you ever went to go pee and as you were pointing it in one direction the pee shoots off into another direction or splits into 2 different directions?
 
Not sure, don't think so. But my cats give me strange looks sometimes. *lol*

Have you ever sent an embrassing text message to the wrong number (or an embarassing email to the wrong adress)?
 
God, I really hope not.

Have you ever had Velveeta Shells & Cheese and a glass of chocolate milk for lunch and then thrown it up?
 
No, and Ive thrown up a lot of things---But that sounds awful

Have you ever cried and then told yourself to suck it up and stop crying?
 
no......i just keep crying


have you ever "wanted to so bad" but talked your self out of "it"
 
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