Absolutely true. Tell that to my wife though.
Funny things you see in the gym
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Absolutely true. Tell that to my wife though.
Not so much funny as sad: old people using the assisted dip and pullup machine.
It's the only place in my gym to do dips (you get rid of assistance by putting a dumbbell on the pad or w/e) but old people like to do sets of 50 dips and pullups with 90% of their body weigh on the resistance and they're only going through 1/8 the ROM. While their particular training techniques are theres alone and do not negatively affect me, It'd be nice if they didn't take 20 minutes just sitting on that machine, they like to rest on it too, it's likea lounge for them.
It's the only place in my gym to do dips (you get rid of assistance by putting a dumbbell on the pad or w/e) but old people like to do sets of 50 dips and pullups with 90% of their body weigh on the resistance and they're only going through 1/8 the ROM. While their particular training techniques are theres alone and do not negatively affect me, It'd be nice if they didn't take 20 minutes just sitting on that machine, they like to rest on it too, it's likea lounge for them.
No kidding huh? Bet she was saying, I'm on the treadmill....
Dno if its been said, but farting in the gym. You always walk into that wall of f*cking smell and when lifting its hard to breathe properly.
Its funny when i fart tho, i just casually sly off to somewhere else or go next to one of the fans.
I fart sometimes when pushing a rep out also, which is a fart that i cant control the sound of so if its loud its loud and i cant do f*ck all about it.
Its funny when i fart tho, i just casually sly off to somewhere else or go next to one of the fans.
I fart sometimes when pushing a rep out also, which is a fart that i cant control the sound of so if its loud its loud and i cant do f*ck all about it.
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cheers for the compliment.I might have one that counts, I just got back from the gym where I managed to split my shorts while cleaning the bar from the floor. I only noticed the second time when I ripped it a bit further
That's now 3 pairs of jeans, 2 work trousers and one pair of shorts I've ripped the arse seat of this year!
That's now 3 pairs of jeans, 2 work trousers and one pair of shorts I've ripped the arse seat of this year!
That is pretty hilarious!
I stopped looking in the mirrors and the gym has gotten a lot less funny! hahahahhaha
OK OK,,, there is this guy at our gym that actually reserves a raquetball court to do his jump rope rouitne in. He dresses like a pirate guy, you know with bandana and black boxing boots, he is a tinch older, and he jumps quite slowly, counts out loud, does high jump double skips, and even that crossover to the sides, heeeya heeeya move.....--- but for the whole hour!
he is a riot, but has my respect!
OK OK,,, there is this guy at our gym that actually reserves a raquetball court to do his jump rope rouitne in. He dresses like a pirate guy, you know with bandana and black boxing boots, he is a tinch older, and he jumps quite slowly, counts out loud, does high jump double skips, and even that crossover to the sides, heeeya heeeya move.....--- but for the whole hour!
he is a riot, but has my respect!
Open the door and listen to what music is playing. Its probably, Hes a maniac, maniac on the floor. And hes dancing like hes never danced before...
I often find that if i am in the free weights area some one will be talking and say something heeps funny and ill just struggle and almost drop the weight lol
And LOL!!!!!!!
