Complete B.S Thread

Well i'm bored at work on my lunch break, my cars f**ked up again!

All it's caused me is hassle.

I'm horny.
 
This is me and the boy preparing

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Magaluf BOOKED :D 23rd September ;)

My time to cheat like f**k, i haven't actually shagged another girl whilst i've been with my gf, i've only done other things :D
 
Magaluf BOOKED :D 23rd September ;)

My time to cheat like f**k, i haven't actually shagged another girl whilst i've been with my gf, i've only done other things :D

Don't worry about the GF, I'll take good care of her, just don't expect her to be up to much by the time you get back
 
Aghh, my little boy posted my wife’s mobile out the cat flap while it was raining and now it doesn’t work!! It was a bloody Prada phone too with about 8 months left on the contract, I don’t fancy having to replace that
 
New brilliant way of testing a new flavour of peanut butter.
 
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