Complete B.S Thread

[Karky]

The "I have a small penis" move is a good one.
At parties, eventually, with enough liquor (preferably with so low quality that it could pass for desilled disel) woman always end up talking about penis sizes. They are used to all men bragging about theirs, so if you say "mine is actually kinda small" in all seriousness, then by the end of the evening, women will be standing in line to check it out. And of course, there is only one way to be able to do that.

 

[Big_Idiot]

any thread where Tom tells the world he has a small penis is full of win.

evans im actually starting to fall for you, i like you nearly as much as Kark

Don't get jealous Kark your still my number 1.

 

[Big_Idiot]

The "I have a small penis" move is a good one.
At parties, eventually, with enough liquor (preferably with so low quality that it could pass for desilled disel) woman always end up talking about penis sizes. They are used to all men bragging about theirs, so if you say "mine is actually kinda small" in all seriousness, then by the end of the evening, women will be standing in line to check it out. And of course, there is only one way to be able to do that.

Yea lol.

I always tell ppl my ****s small, my theory is that its warn away from all the usage its had.

 

[aevans410]

evans im actually starting to fall for you, i like you nearly as much as Kark

Don't get jealous Kark your still my number 1.

Call me Allen,

all my friends and those with small penises do

 

[Big_Idiot]

Call me Allen,

all my friends and those with small penises do

Allen it is!

I love myself.

 

[aevans410]

yea we know, you love yourself to sleep every night...

LOL

 

[Karky]

Yea lol.

I always tell ppl my ****s small, my theory is that its warn away from all the usage its had.

A bit of wear and tear on your right hand too then, I'm guessing?

 

[aevans410]

A bit of wear and tear on your right hand too then, I'm guessing?

DAAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUUM.......


Karky wins....
that is all

 

[Big_Idiot]

A bit of wear and tear on your right hand too then, I'm guessing?

Haha good one Kark.

No but serious, it's just because barn animals don't get wet enough.

 

[aevans410]

Tom buys KY Jelly by the 55 gallon drum....

 

[Big_Idiot]

LOL......^^

F**k me it's hot as f**k today.

 

[Chillen]

Biggie-T is this you?

 

[aevans410]

^^ he wins

 

[Typhon]

10.40 and Big T isn't on yet, my money says he has swine flu

I told him it wasn't a good idea to carry on screwing pigs right now but the guy comes from Leeds so he doesn't have much choice!

 

[Big_Idiot]

10.40 and Big T isn't on yet, my money says he has swine flu

I told him it wasn't a good idea to carry on screwing pigs right now but the guy comes from Leeds so he doesn't have much choice!

Haha, i actually pulled a sicky!

Went to see f**king H Potter Monday night, long as f**k is that film. Then didn't get any sleep from shagging all night so i f**ked it off.

Hows people doing today...

 

[Karky]

you had to shag after seeing Emma Watson?

 

[mom2twoboyz]

Holy spam!!!

 

[neonlady]

I know, right!?

Geeze... I signed in and thought maybe everyone had had an epiphany and decided to post them up so I'd have some solid reading to do...

NOT!!

Spam bots need to die...LOL

 

[NoLoveLost]

hopefully a mod will be by here soon...

 

[Typhon]

Er, this is the BS thread, designed for diverting dumb crap from the more serious posts.

Anyway, I'VE REPAID MY STUDENT LOAN TODAY!!!!!!

It's like I get a £2k pay rise from next month