Complete B.S Thread

****, I just let a little fart go in the office, small and harmless I thought; it smells like rotten eggs an dis going to spread throughout the office.

Time to make a quick get away before anyone smells it and knows it was me
 
A lot of my job involves client acquisition so I talk to a hell of a lot of people and over the last couple of months I've spoken to some people with bizarre names.

For example, Miss A. Honeybun; how can someone with that name get taken seriously at work? When senior execs meet to discuss who to promote to a high powered, important position and the candidates are Mr Max Steel or Miss Honeybun, I think she's starting a bit behind there.

And then there's a guy called Mr Brownsword; I mean who could keep a straight face when talking to that guy?
 
There's a dude in our phonebook with the last name of hollopeter.

and I went to high school with a kid named Blake **** (caught by the filter... rhymes with rick, starts with a D), his mothers name was Sharon..

Sharon ****..

I bet she was really popular...
 
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any thread where Tom tells the world he has a small penis is full of win.
 
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