Nah, just my middle finger, and used my personal favourite 'come here' motion.
It's one of my personal favs too. The other one is using two fingers and "running" slow or fast, depending on the situation
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It's one of my personal favs too. The other one is using two fingers and "running" slow or fast, depending on the situation
It's one of my personal favs too. The other one is using two fingers and "running" slow or fast, depending on the situation
Haha kark i know exactly what you mean, but my fingers dont have enough stamina for that. Going to have to set up a training routine and diet plan for them
ILM, get the f**K here ill give you more than come here, ill give you anal dip, dry pipe penetration, full facials, ill even urinate on you if you wish
For any advert lovers (and those that want a break from BigTom’s sex tips) here are the ads from this years Super Bowl
I’m liking the Coke – Avatar ad, hating the Heineken ‘This isn’t just a beer’ bull****, and very sad to see the depths MC Hammer has stooped to in the ad for Cash4Gold. And does anyone else think the Go Daddy ads are just tired and predictable now? We all like big boobs but they’ve been producing the same **** for what seems like years now!
I’m liking the Coke – Avatar ad, hating the Heineken ‘This isn’t just a beer’ bull****, and very sad to see the depths MC Hammer has stooped to in the ad for Cash4Gold. And does anyone else think the Go Daddy ads are just tired and predictable now? We all like big boobs but they’ve been producing the same **** for what seems like years now!
It's one of my personal favs too. The other one is using two fingers and "running" slow or fast, depending on the situation
To quote Tom ... "I'm horny".
Haha kark i know exactly what you mean, but my fingers dont have enough stamina for that. Going to have to set up a training routine and diet plan for them
ILM, get the f**K here ill give you more than come here, ill give you anal dip, dry pipe penetration, full facials, ill even urinate on you if you wish
But will you respect me in the morning?
Bump ...
and grind
and grind
But will you respect me in the morning?
I will but only if you're not there. :sport2:
I don't watch ads. They're so f'ing irritating, I have to leave the room.
But I agree with the MC Hammer and Go Daddy comments.
I was planning on leaving right afterwards. I've got standards, too ya know ...
glad we have come to an agreement on something.
No kidding. It's about time we stopped arguing and splitting hairs ...
there better not be any hairs down there to split.
Soooooo, you like the little girl look?
Landing strip works for me. I've got the landing lights, too
Between Tom, you and me (and Typhon on the odd occasion), maybe we'll get this freaking thread up to 1,000,000.
Between Tom, you and me (and Typhon on the odd occasion), maybe we'll get this freaking thread up to 1,000,000.
Why are you marching on Washington? Have I missed another parade?
Landing strips are easy to maintain, too.
But if you try to make each side perfectly even, you end up shaving the whole thing off
It's like trying to cut a piece of cheese in half ... you're always off by a hair ...
But if you try to make each side perfectly even, you end up shaving the whole thing off
It's like trying to cut a piece of cheese in half ... you're always off by a hair ...