Complete B.S Thread

[Typhon]

You all have to read this; funniest thing I've read in ages

 

[i_love_muscle]

Typhon, that was classic

I almost tossed my cookies looking at the pics and reading about the food, though. That was absolutely ghastly ...

 

[~LV~]

lmfao @ the hamster part....

 

[Big_Idiot]

You always get all the same sh1t we get passed around at work LOL it is funny though. And yea the hamster part LMAO funny sh1t.

Tonight i've got a f**k lined up, lets hope it goes to plan. This means im going to be drinking at the pub, wasted calories i could do without.......Oh well. Lets hope i get my end away..

 

[Typhon]

Tom is actually considered a ‘sensitive, caring kind of guy’ by northern standards

 

[MarkMyWords]

You should go for the pearl necklace Tom...

 

[marko157]

Tom is actually considered a ‘sensitive, caring kind of guy’ by northern standards

No he`s not

 

[Big_Idiot]

Well didn't get a shag last night, just got some smelly finger outside the taxi rank I could have got a f**k if i went with her to meet her mate at another pub but i couldn't be arsed waiting about!

Will try get her round to mine this weekend though.

 

[marko157]

Sounds like she had a lucky escape:cool3:

 

[MarkMyWords]

She'll back back for some lovin.

 

[marko157]

No no an STI can really knock a girls confidence

 

[Big_Idiot]

She'l probably have something so we can just swap dose's

 

[i_love_muscle]

Tom is actually considered a ‘sensitive, caring kind of guy’ by northern standards

Yes ... amazingly enough, you are correct, Typhon.

In fact, he's so sensitive he's almost gay.

 

[i_love_muscle]

Well didn't get a shag last night, just got some smelly finger outside the taxi rank I could have got a f**k if i went with her to meet her mate at another pub but i couldn't be arsed waiting about!

Will try get her round to mine this weekend though.

So you didn't get two in the pink and one in the stink?

 

[i_love_muscle]

Tom, we're all waiting for your update ...

 

[Typhon]

More research from the department of stating the bloody obvious

 

[Karky]

More research from the department of stating the bloody obvious

lol, that's awesome! I can understand the tendency for jumpy individuals to lean against right wing politics.

 

[Big_Idiot]

So you didn't get two in the pink and one in the stink?

Nah, just my middle finger, and used my personal favourite 'come here' motion.

 

[i_love_muscle]

Nah, just my middle finger, and used my personal favourite 'come here' motion.

Tom, I'm coming to England right now. Meet me at the airport. Where are you again? Leeds? I can't remember. Your "come here" motion has virtually obliterated the ability for my brain to function other than on a purely limbic level :action4:

 

[i_love_muscle]

More research from the department of stating the bloody obvious

I'm not nervous and I'm right wing. But I've also just been psychologically subjected to the "come here" finger