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Bloke is another term for a man like geezer or chap etc
 
I'm on holidays next week, aside from going skydiving I have nothing else to do with the other 6 days I have off.

Tom, tell me what you would do if you we're me.

I need to unwind, hardcore. And this isn't one of my skills.

...let me have it. Tell me the ways of the sheep master.

Make me do **** I wouldn't dare even thinking of doing.

lol

:boxing_smiley:
 
I'm on holidays next week, aside from going skydiving I have nothing else to do with the other 6 days I have off.

Tom, tell me what you would do if you we're me.

I need to unwind, hardcore. And this isn't one of my skills.

...let me have it. Tell me the ways of the sheep master.

Make me do **** I wouldn't dare even thinking of doing.

lol

:boxing_smiley:

Well Eric lad, first hav a good time off :D

Now if i were you i could.....

Definately get pissed outta my face, drink as much as you can with a few of the lads and go get some fanny.

Have a night, where you buy an 8th of powder and sniff that bitch :D

Go out and get some more fanny.

Go clubbing.

A fair few masturbation sessions.

Have a few penis washes.

Other things i cant think of yet.
 
I had a strange thought the other day; we had a power cut here after some workmen cut through a power cable which caused a surge that knocked out the power to a pretty large area.

When the lights went out in the office the first thing I thought was 'What's just happened to all the people running on treadmills?'

This must have happened before? Do you think the gym's try and sell their CCTV footage to home video programmes? I'd have paid money to see that
 
I had a strange thought the other day; we had a power cut here after some workmen cut through a power cable which caused a surge that knocked out the power to a pretty large area.

When the lights went out in the office the first thing I thought was 'What's just happened to all the people running on treadmills?'

This must have happened before? Do you think the gym's try and sell their CCTV footage to home video programmes? I'd have paid money to see that

If the power was out then would`nt the CCTV also go out??? .
 
I had a strange thought the other day; we had a power cut here after some workmen cut through a power cable which caused a surge that knocked out the power to a pretty large area.

When the lights went out in the office the first thing I thought was 'What's just happened to all the people running on treadmills?'

This must have happened before? Do you think the gym's try and sell their CCTV footage to home video programmes? I'd have paid money to see that

Pardon me typhon but what has a power cut got to do with gyms selling CCTV footage? The quality would be grainy and not be sellable. Those infomercials on TV are made of skinny models while the reality is that quite a lot of people are skinny fat/out of shape.
 
Pardon me typhon but what has a power cut got to do with gyms selling CCTV footage? The quality would be grainy and not be sellable. Those infomercials on TV are made of skinny models while the reality is that quite a lot of people are skinny fat/out of shape.

???

I was wondering if, in a power cut, the cardio machines would just stop sending all the cardio bunnies running into the end of the machine.

The selling CCTV footage of it came about as an after thought as it's something I would love to see and there are lots of clip shows on TV that offer cash for funny home videos
 
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