Complete B.S Thread

[Kutusov]

Apparently, Jupiter is about to have a huge nuclear explosion that is going to send us back to the ice age. Get your winter coats and put some bf on, you're going to need it

 

[Trevor M.]

Oh man... I hate the cold...

 

[Kutusov]

Texas is going to be just like Alaska... now think about those poor guys up there... they will have to start carrying a hammer and a chisel to the bathroom if they want to zip up their pants.... :biggrinsanta:

 

[vaecicla]

Perhaps my new mission should be to save people from the dark side, the dark side of being small and skinny?

 

[Big_Idiot]

Perhaps my new mission should be to save people from the dark side, the dark side of being small and skinny?

My pen1s is what?

 

[MarkMyWords]

My pen1s is what?

Hahaha...you crack me up man.

 

[Kutusov]

My pen1s is what?

Use the Force, Tom... The Force will be with you, always.

 

[Kutusov]

Whats the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple comes on a boys face after puberty.

 

[Big_Idiot]

LMAO kutusov, like it.

 

[Kutusov]

LMAO kutusov, like it.

You'll love this one too...

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

 

[Kutusov]

And on a different note....

What's the difference between a northern (US) fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time .'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****....



What did The Lord say to Adam after he threw Eve in the ocean?
"God damn it Adam! ....... it ll take a million years to get the smell outta them fish"!

 

[marko157]

Whats the most sensitive part of your body whilst masterbating???...












































your ears

 

[Kutusov]

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[Big_Idiot]

Going to Faliraki a week on wednesday WOOOOOHOOOOOO

Cant wait, fanny fanny fanny slags slags slags sluts sluts sluts

 

[marko157]

lucky bstard hope you catch crabs

 

[Big_Idiot]

lucky bstard hope you catch crabs

LOL, i wa thinking of give it a full on shave actually so it looks all good n tidy for the fanny. Im defo giving it a grade 1 with the razor

 

[Karky]

this thread has been slow lately.. what's up with that?

 

[Big_Idiot]

this thread has been slow lately.. what's up with that?

I know Kark, its since Tony changed the f**king title. It should go back to how i originally put it.

 

[Kutusov]

What was the original title?

 

[Big_Idiot]

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