Complete B.S Thread

1 presenation down, 2 to go. I actually don't mind standing up in front of people talking.

BTW ladies I'm wearing a tie today.:cool:
 
Tom would make a good name for a poodle, don't you think?
 
My zombie friend came over today.

He told me a story.

*zombie knocks on the door*
*Eric opens the door*
-Hey Eric.
-Hey Zombie, whats up?
-Well, Eric, I need help.
-Oh really, how can I help you my zombie friend?
-Well you see...I went to Focus' house last night.
-...To who's house?
-Focus, you know, that loser on fitness.com.
-Yeah, what of it, why the **** would you go and see that loser?
-Well I need brains to live you know, I assumed his brain matter was plentiful...but...guess what?
-You got ****ed, didn't you? You could have asked me and I would have told you this.
-Yep, I smashed his skull open only to find out it was filled with roflcopternoobness, or emptiness as you humans like to say.
-Well, seeing as I'm nice, smart and have plenty of brain matter (compared to him anyways) I'll let you smash my skull open and gorge yourself.
*Eric's hands a blunt club to his zombie friend*
*zombie smashes Eric's skull open*
*zombie explodes from over filling with Eric's astronomical brain mass*

The end.

<3 Focus :luxlove:


:D

Eric
 
You're right, bb, make-believe IS fun. :D

Also, I feel like The Terminator or something with half my electronics plugged into my laptop while still strapped to me. All these cables comin' out my shirt and ****.
 
Kraken, you sexy fur coat of a yeti, come 'ver here and gimme some luv.

:luxlove:

I'll let you touch my belly.
 
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