It's cause you both smell.
Complete B.S Thread
- Thread starter Big_Idiot
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I hear you smell of hamsters.
What can I say, it's true...always been a fetish of mine.
LMAO, I actually tore the skin once trying to have a quicky with my GF in her parents house :yelrotflmao:
It hurt like hell for about a week
LOL ^^^ Yea mines sore man.
Iv probably already mentioned this before, but iv split my banjo before aswell LOL, and as dirty as it seems, i still have a blood stain on my wall from it.
Your banjo?
You sick ****er. Do you have rough sex with yourself?
You dont know what the banjo is? That skin that connects the foreskin to the bell. LOL
LOL, no it was taking ages to get it in once and i pushed it a bit too hard!
Ah, OK, yeah, that was what I split too, pissing was so painful for ages, I didn't even go to the doctor as I was only 19 at the time and was pretty embarrassed about it
You really need to stop ****ing a bunch of dried up old ladies...
I just left it and it healed but looking back it could have got infected so I probably should have done something about it
The moral is, always have a little foreplay or use lube!
Or just be so damn sexy that she is dripping. 
Or just be so damn sexy that she is dripping.
It was the start of the relationship so we'd probably already done it about 10 times that day, I think she was just running on empty
Hahaha, ah yes, I remember those times as well. My **** may as well have been attached to her sweet box.