Complete B.S Thread

[[Focus]]

Only if you wanna be my dad.

I thought you'd never ask. :luxlove:

 

[LeiYunFat]

Milk is an aphrodisiac in males who are lactose intolerant.

 

[NBS 4life]

I drink alot of milk but im not lactose intolerant unfortunately.

 

[LeiYunFat]

If I drink enough then it's go time

 

[Hoss]

Milk is an aphrodisiac in males who are lactose intolerant and liked 2g1c.

--fixed.

 

[LeiYunFat]

damn you

I don't even get morning wood without waking up to it

 

[NBS 4life]

Haha morning wood is the mark of a true man

 

[Big_Idiot]

I bark like a dog.

 

[Streamline]

What about the kick in the groin...

 

[Big_Idiot]

What about the kick in the groin...

Would you do that to me please?

 

[Streamline]

If it'll stop you from barking (weird)

 

[Big_Idiot]

Sorry no can do, ill just bark and squeal then.

 

[Streamline]

Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin

 

[Big_Idiot]

But mine is steel plated, plus i have no balls and pen1s

 

[Streamline]

How bout a shin kick to the head.

 

[Typhon]

We just had a US client ask us if Australia and New Zealand came under ‘Western Europe’

 

[Big_Idiot]

We just had a US client ask us if Australia and New Zealand came under ‘Western Europe’

Your kiddin me?

 

[Typhon]

Afraid not; they're a big company too, what's worse is the person who asked that is probably also a graduate

 

[MarkMyWords]

Don't worry, we're not all that dumb.

 

[[Focus]]

Don't worry, we're not all that dumb.

Speak for yourself, eh.