Attracting Shy, Athletic, Driven girls

I had sex once.

With yourself?
 
Good lord....gone one day and all hell breaks loose....can't imagine what ya' all are gonna act like when I'm gone for a week....lol

amazingly no one even mentioned sheep.....
 
Okay so far I've got:
Energy transfer
Pool volume
Water displacement compliments
Take her from behind
Chloroform
Use Panther Genitals as cologne
Rohypnol
Have sex
Masturbate

Sound about right?

Edit- Also, sheep. Thanks for reminding us, Gofit.
 
Different girl now:
How do I show interest in a girl that I am "the bad guy" to? I tease her about everything and am basically doing the right thing. But I want to show her I want to get in between her epic long legs.
 
Different girl now:
How do I show interest in a girl that I am "the bad guy" to? I tease her about everything and am basically doing the right thing. But I want to show her I want to get in between her epic long legs.

You open up for like 45 seconds. She'll swear there's more to you, and she'll work for it. DONE.l

lol..
 
To whomever asked if I was into witchcraft, absolutely not. I am a very non-religious person. I don't prescribe to any set belief system.

As for the energy exchange stuff, do some basic reading on tantric practices and you'll see what I'm talking about...
 
Different girl now:
How do I show interest in a girl that I am "the bad guy" to? I tease her about everything and am basically doing the right thing. But I want to show her I want to get in between her epic long legs.
HAHAHA I love the way your attitude and personality absolutely change depending on the girl you're chasing!
 
Ahhhhhhhhh sex. Its good but can some times cause some pretty huge problems. At the end of the day everyone wants it at some stage and are willing to risk everything for carnal pleasure.
 
Okay so far I've got:
Energy transfer
Pool volume
Water displacement compliments
Take her from behind
Chloroform
Use Panther Genitals as cologne
Rohypnol
Have sex
Masturbate

Sound about right?

Edit- Also, sheep. Thanks for reminding us, Gofit.

I'm pretty sure chloroform was mine :D
 
Chloroform has been my line since I picked up my GF. "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Maybe I should also start using "My, that's a nice anterior pelvic tilt you've got going there!"
 
There's a girl that caught my eye today while I was guarding the pool. She's got one of the most rockin bodies I've ever seen, and I am going to talk to her.

Since she was doing her workout and when I got off the lifeguard stand, was already in the pool, I couldn't make a move. So I started asking around. Apparently, she's my age, never had a boyfriend, made the olympic trials for swimming, and doesn't talk to ANYONE.

What experiences have you had with these types of women? What are some methods that have been found effective for you? I've talked to other hot athletic chicks before, and they are all different from average hotties.

Since I don't work tomorrow, I'm thinking of going to her while she's warming up, and try to do her workout with her. That should get me some conversation points. Plus, it looks easy as hell. I could do it in my sleep and I'll be able to check her out at the same time. Well, the dryland portion is easy.

maybe shes a hermaphrodite? I have heard talk that you liked the athletic slightly mannish looking ones lol just kidding. If shes so hot i don't understand why she wouldn't be flirting with everyone and be totally up her self as like 100% of really good looking girls are. She sounds like a girl i would wanna be with. I don't want a girl that is up her self in any way but i realize that the hotter they get the more of a bitch they are so its pretty much impossible. Maybe she was the fat chick in school and made a change and is now really hot and still had not much self confidence:rolleyes: ?
 
Maybe she was the fat chick in school and made a change and is now really hot and still had not much self confidence:rolleyes: ?

Man can only wish for those ones.
 
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