Those People at the Gym

Today is my off day of lifting, so I decided to go and take my lunch hour and ride the stationary bike.

This girl on the machine in front of me (it was like a stair steper, but instead of straight up and down, it went down diagonally... kinda like a cross country skiing motion) had on her little super thin ass-tight spandex pants, and cute little top... but she literally had ALL of her bodyweight on the handles of the machine. I mean, I didn't mind, as her bending over the machine like that put her ass pretty much right in my face, but she was killing the amount of effort she was having to put in with her legs... I didn't get it...
 
it's a lot easier to do the workout -and a lot less effective when you sprawl over the handle bars .... plus some females like any opportunity to stick their bums out...
 
size doesnt matter

it's not what you got -it's what you do with it that's what counts...

aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean... :D

this has been proven by the way...
 
James said:
You've been talkin to steve too much
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My new favorite is this little twerp who I heard talking to his buddy about the juice he's taking. Sad part is his buddy, who was telling him 'how to juice' is also the head personal trainer at the gym.

Best part is, the twerp has gotten considerably larger.... but he still weighs at most, 150 lbs.

Yet, he trots around the gym as if he was larger than Arnold. I've yet to see him tough a barbell or perform a compound exercise.

And my favorite thing he does besides flexing in the mirror every 2.6 seconds is he carries around a laminated page that he tore out of flex magazine. He leaves it on the ground wherever he is working out. I stopped and read it yesterday and OMG, what a joke. They have 300 lb, juiced up gorillas on every page flexing making F-tards like this doofus believe he's the next Ronnie Coleman when in reality, this kid will be lucky if he EVER sees 180 lbs.

Even with da juice.

Dork.
 
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My new favorite is this little twerp who I heard talking to his buddy about the juice he's taking. Sad part is his buddy, who was telling him 'how to juice' is also the head personal trainer at the gym.
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Yup, the ultimate definition of the difference between weight room strength and applicable strength.
 
I've seriously been contemplating buying a home gym set-up. I'd never ditch my gym membership.....

But some days I got there do let out frustration only to find greater incentive via the morons to be frustrated.

I shouldn't let it get to me, but I just want to grab this guy by his little head and make him see the light.....

Give me 15 minutes with the guy and he'll be hopping off the retard-wagon.

I don't care if he juices or not, although he obviously isn't ready for it. But if you're going to juice, at least lift like an animal. Not like a soccer mom.
 
but I just want to grab this guy by his little head
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We did discuss somewhere else that juicing did not reduce the size of the "pee pee" only the testicles so it's a little unfair of youo to comment on the size of his member :D\

but good for you for being secure enough in your masculinity to admit to wanting to grab a guy by the ahem :D
 
I've seen some pretty strong soccer moms tyvm.
 
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