When in Rome do as Romans do. Invade half the world, steal the deities from the neighbours, adopt incest from the Egyptians, and repeatedly eat until you vomit in parties.
The Italians started ice cream but we have Cornish ice cream here in the UK which is of course superior because we chuck in some clotted cream to increase the fat content.
Based on the picture you are getting the ice cream bit wrong, it's not supposed to pour out of a cup. May help getting the cooties though.