Proof men don't listen to women

[baglady2713]

No apology needed. I have a small penis. We all know I have a small penis. Even my penis knows it's small. That's why it crys so much. At least, I THINK those are tears coming out of it...

please...........the chef doth protest too much, methinks...i think its probably scary huge...anyway either way women would much prefer a nice, funny guy with a small one than a prick with a big one...i know believe me!! i don't know what the tears are though...maybe see a doctor...or a nurse...LOL

 

[Michelley85]

Can I be the nurse?

 

[ChefChiTown]

please...........the chef doth protest too much, methinks...i think its probably scary huge...anyway either way women would much prefer a nice, funny guy with a small one than a prick with a big one...i know believe me!! i don't know what the tears are though...maybe see a doctor...or a nurse...LOL

Can I be the nurse?

If I was going to lie about the size of my penis, why would I make it to be smaller than what it really is? What purpose would that serve? If I was going to lie, I'd be like, "My penis is so huge that I can touch my chest with it."

And, yes...you can be the nurse. But, only if I don't have to get a shot. I don't like shots.

 

[Survivalism]

If I was going to lie about the size of my penis, why would I make it to be smaller than what it really is? What purpose would that serve? If I was going to lie, I'd be like, "My penis is so huge that I can touch my chest with it."

And, yes...you can be the nurse. But, only if I don't have to get a shot. I don't like shots.

I have to do that all the time. If the ladies knew what they were dealing with right away, they'd flee in horror.

None of that is true at all.

 

[baglady2713]

I have to do that all the time. If the ladies knew what they were dealing with right away, they'd flee in horror.

None of that is true at all.